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posted 8/14/2009 6:47:08 PM |
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Although I think they are tacky to have on a car, I have a habit of reading bumper stickers whenever I see them.

I saw one the other day that read:

Ask God, She is always listening.

And it was a woman driver.

Now, I believe strongly in God. However, I also believe that God has to be male, because No woman would put other women through,

mood swings,
having periods,
back aches,
swollen and tender boobs,
labor pains,
having pap tests
and mamograms,
and all the awful side effects that go with it
just for getting older.

I think once He realized what women have to actually to go through with these things, as sort of an apology, He gave us the ability to have multiple, mind shattering, forget about all the above, orgasms.
Thank You, God!!

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Aug 14 @ 6:52PM  
He gave us the ability to have multiple, mind shattering, forget about all the above, orgasms

woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes YES!!! It's good to be a woman!!!!

no periods
no pms
no more bloating!!!

Those hot flashes are a complete bitch though!!

Cute blog CL!!

Aug 14 @ 6:58PM  
Those hot flashes are a complete bitch though!!
Yes, they are... there's nothing like feeling like you're on fire inside your body with nothing you can do to make it stop..
And they Never come when they might be of some use.

Thanks, PTN...

Aug 14 @ 7:13PM  
I agree...those hot flashes are a bitch!!!!!

So is the bloating, mood swings, pms, cramps, tender boobs....

Aug 14 @ 7:57PM  
Those hot flash's wouldn't be so bad if mother nature would take away them fucking periods! Peri-menapause means you get all the "joy's" of menapause without the really good side effect. Damn it.


Aug 14 @ 8:25PM  
Well shit! I thought this blog was going to be about bumper stickers. I had a few to mention.

Aug 14 @ 9:24PM  
Fuckin' Greenie!!!

Aug 14 @ 11:40PM  
Geez I missed all the symptoms. But it gets so hot down here who can tell the difference anyway.

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