Although I think they are tacky to have on a car, I have a habit of reading bumper stickers whenever I see them.
I saw one the other day that read:
Ask God, She is always listening.
And it was a woman driver.
Now, I believe strongly in God. However, I also believe that God has to be male, because No woman would put other women through,
pms,
mood swings,
having periods,
cramps,
back aches,
bloating,
swollen and tender boobs,
labor pains,
having pap tests
and mamograms,
menopause
and all the awful side effects that go with it
just for getting older.
I think once He realized what women have to actually to go through with these things, as sort of an apology, He gave us the ability to have multiple, mind shattering, forget about all the above, orgasms. 
Thank You, God!! 
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause:
Itchy
Bitchy
Sweaty
Sleepy
Bloated
Forgetful
and
Sometimes Psycho.
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