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  Dione

"The Ugly Truth", a film starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler, is about Abby Richter, a romantically challenged morning show producer whose search for Mr. Perfect has left her hopelessly single. She's in for a rude awakening when her boss teams her with Mike Chadway a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the ugly truth on what makes men and women tick.

Chadway tells her that she might as well use a vibrator if she hopes to have sexual satisfaction any time soon. Abby responds by saying she's never had a vibrator or used one. The night she's scheduled to meet with Chadway and the network TV moguls she receives an unexpected gift on her front porch. When she opens the gift bag she discovers a pair of vibrating panties with a remote control. Her date is running late, so she decides to try them on. Right in the middle of putting them on her date arrives. Abby hastily rearranges her dress still wearing the vibrating panties and quickly slips the remote into her purse. While they are at the restaurant she drops her purse. The remote falls out, a little boy picks it up and begins pressing the buttons. Abby's panties begin to vibrate as she's in mid-sentence explaining about the new programming... she's isn't able to sit still in her chair, she laughs as her voice begins to quiver and she becomes VERY excited about the programs prospects. Everyone is enjoying the new Abby—happy, smiling and behaving much less uptight than usual. It's a funny scene... the men and women in the theater audience are laughing and giggling in their seats. This one scene alone make the movie worthwhile.

The Ugly Truth is an amusing chick flick, but not one you need run out and see tomorrow. However, this one scene gives Meg Ryan's fake orgasm with Billy Crystal in "When Harry Met Sally" a run for it's money!!!

I've never had a pair of vibrating panties, but I'm thinking seriously about giving them a try. I will be emailing Borty shortly to check out the upgrade on his vibrating panties invention. I can just about guarantee vibrating panties will be flying off of the shelves where ever The Ugly Truth plays across the nation... they'll definitely spice things up!

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sugarnspice005

Aug 13 @ 10:09PM  
When she opens the gift bag she discovers a pair of vibrating panties with a remote control.

No one ever told me that Borty helped in a movie with the props.

DarkKnightWalking

Aug 13 @ 11:15PM  
Borty's famous!

The butterfly is quite an intriguing little device as well....
Dione

Aug 13 @ 11:23PM  
I think it's safe to say we don't know where Borty is when he isn't in his laboratory testing panties... and I'm not sure I'd want to know.

Borty—you know we luv ya! One day you will be immortalized for your contribution and ceaseless dedication to improving panties for every women on the planet.
The butterfly is quite an intriguing little device as well
I'll check it out... thanks!
somnium

Aug 13 @ 11:43PM  
Well now... not ever knowing a lady with vibrating panties, I wonder how they work and how well they work!

Cute blog Dione!

soft_touch938

Aug 13 @ 11:44PM  
I don't know if I'll ever see this movie or not but gaud I was laughing so hard just reading about it...ya did an excellent job of a review of it. Just loved it...

A little story here. I'm settin' in my recliner last night when all of a sudden I hear this loud humming sound and couldn't figure out where it was coming from but it was close! Then I felt it. I spread my legs and only then did I hear the ringtone...there was my phone, between my legs and I was sittin' on it! Gaud I didn't wanna answer it...and could only hope they'd call back..again and again...
borty293

Aug 14 @ 12:09AM  
They were only using the five speed version because of feedback from the microphones.

My version has ten speeds plus the butt plug...so place your orders soon ..there selling like hot pockets.

If you order now I'll throw in the Clit Enlarger and spinning bonzo balls...
RevDocLove

Aug 14 @ 9:37AM  
phone, between my legs
Next time set it on vibrate
Cootiesprayer

Aug 14 @ 1:14PM  
Dang, sign me up...get to have an orgasm without any of the work! sounds like a good deal to me.. :o)

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