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Letter From a Grumpy Skwirl (Repost)

posted 8/12/2009 10:48:42 PM |
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Dear Downstairs Neighbors,

We, ALL of the upstairs neighbors of this building, do appreciate the primal need to practice procreation. In fact we like to practice ourselves as often as possible. So, yes, please.. mmm .. mmm.. mmm.. Oh Gawwwwwwd...mmm do practice as often as humanly possible.

However, we have come up with a few suggestions for you as we have noticed a few things wrong with your technique.

A) Move your headboard at least 2 feet from the walls of the building so that the crashing of it against the walls does not shake the entire building.

B) Install at least 8 inches of foam between the headboard and the wall for the same effect.

C) Stick to a strict schedule for sexual congress so that we may know in advance when to avoid trying to sleep


D) Take some drumming lessons and get your girlfriend some singing lessons because your rhythm and pitch are atrocious!

We would appreciate your timely consideration of these matters. Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh Gaaaawwwwwd Yessss! We would.


Your Upstairs Neighbors.

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Aug 12 @ 11:06PM  
I been the downstairs neighbor an the side by side neighbor. I could add this...

I have my own alarm clock and its set to the time I want to get up...preferably without the hormonal surges created by your 5 a.m. sound effects assaulting my ears. Thanks in advance.

*** I hadn't seen this blog before...funny funny funny and brings a nutz your way!

Aug 12 @ 11:17PM  
I gets horny listn to folks fuck...cept the headboard bangin ain't nos good and screamin too much gets irritating ...I likes listn to them pant and moan ..maybe the sound of slappn buttocks or maybe the odd ..Oh fuck me Doris baby...that sort of stuff....makes my pulsating penis pop right through my panties....

Aug 12 @ 11:27PM  

Aug 12 @ 11:35PM  
Oh hun, I am so know a good way to get them back...all the annoyed neighbors get together, get some like african jungle music you know that really loud stuff they do & everyone at the same time like at 4 am blare it on them!!!

Aug 12 @ 11:44PM  
Hey get some church music and start blasting it every time they start making noise. Hey if they are going to call out God's name they might as well have the proper music for it.

Aug 12 @ 11:47PM  
OMG you knew my downstair neighbors when I was going to college...........they would be screwing continously 24/7 ...........I took the kids and went to my mom's for Christmas vacation and I got a call at my mom's from the police department........apparently during a tussel they got into a fight and she stabbed him......the police officer asked me if i knew anything about it..........and I told him quite frankly i didn't think they ever stopped screwing long enough to eat let alone fight..........

Aug 12 @ 11:52PM  

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Aug 13 @ 5:26AM  

Aug 13 @ 9:37AM  
Now that's telling them!

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Letter From a Grumpy Skwirl (Repost)