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Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part Three

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Eventually, the glamour of relieving himself on cheap hookers wore off, and a combination of bourbon and loneliness prompted him 2 reach out 2 his soon-2-be ex-wife. She seemed genuinely glad 2 hear from him and scribbled down the address promising him the fuck of a lifetime as soon as she got there. She hung up the phone only 2 pick it back up immediately 2 call Sal, who wuz her brother Sonny’s best friend from grade school and one of the guys who currently happened 2 be banging the bejeezus out of her on a regular basis. He relayed this information 2 Sonny, who wuz at that time appealing his conviction 4 First Degree Murder and Conspiracy, and he, from behind bars, then dispatched a team 2 Ames, Iowa 2 deal with the long missing newspaper delivery driver. They found him at the address Sonny’s slut of a sister had provided, passed out at the kitchen table, with his face lying on his plate alongside a half eaten pastrami sandwich and a dozen or so Lay’s potato chips. Next 2 his left hand wuz an opened bottle of Wild Turkey with almost two fingers of whiskey left at the bottom. Carlo took a swig from the bottle and then handed it 2 Frankie, who polished it off B4 flipping it around and smashing it over Edward Graves’ sleeping skull, knocking him 2 the floor where the two hit men then beat him 2 death with a three and a half foot length of rod iron and an aluminum baseball bat they had purchased from Toys R Us earlier that day in preparation 4 their meeting with Sonny’s piece of shit snitch of a brother-in-law. Talk about the fuck of a lifetime.

And 2 think all of this could have been avoided if my kid would have just broken up with her stupid boyfriend.

DS

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StraddleMyNose

Dec 14 @ 10:29PM  
Geez, DS, I thought that you weren't going to do the whole block of blogs since you're back. haha I kinda wished that I had waited after you posted blogs before you pushed mine all the way to the bottom of the page.
DickSlippery

Dec 14 @ 11:39PM  
U know what...I didn't even realize I wuz doing that. I'm sorry. That one just ended up being especially long. I'll try 2 keep that 2 a minimum.

I'll keep U posted

DS
StraddleMyNose

Dec 15 @ 4:27AM  
Hey D.S., no worries!

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