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The monkey and the lizard.... repost

posted 8/12/2009 9:28:16 PM |
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Not sure if this has been posted but here goes....................YES! IT HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE ... I POSTED IT!! feel free to bust my balls this time.... it was suggested! lol.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint and he looks up and says "Hey you!!"
The monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck duuuuuuuuuude!!! How much water did you drink???"

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Aug 12 @ 9:37PM  
That was pretty funny, Donna.

Aug 12 @ 9:38PM  

It's my favoritest joke EVER!!! Greenie!

Aug 12 @ 9:40PM  

Aug 12 @ 9:41PM  
Good one I think that lizard and the monkey were some of my old friends.

Aug 12 @ 10:14PM  
Still a good joke...make that a great joke. Unlike many we have seen lately. Greenie for you. So let me piss some people off with a joke I made up (yeah, I was reaching), but at least it is fresh.

A guy went to have some new tires installed on his car. Rather than sit around waiting at the shop, he walked across the street to the grocery store. When he got near the in-store bakery, a lady was just putting out some fresh baked bread and the wafting aroma delighted his nostrils. He could not resist and purchased a loaf. Envisioning a wonderful sandwich, he went over to the deli and bought a pound of freshly sliced smoked ham.

He then returned to the tire shop and noticed his car was not ready yet. While sitting in the waiting room, he spied an old Reader’s Digest. While leafing through it, he came across a collection of jokes that amused him. He tore the page out of the Reader’s Digest and put it in the grocery sack with the bread and ham.

After the new tires were installed and he was driving home, his mouth watered in anticipation of the fabulous ham sandwich he would prepare when he arrived. When he got to the house, he was ready to make his sandwich. He reached in the sack and pulled out the Reader’s Digest joke page. Then he pulled out the bread and ham. Much to his chagrin the bread was stale and the ham was moldy.


Aug 13 @ 12:31AM  
Funny as hell...wasn't expecting THAT punch line...

Aug 13 @ 8:24AM  
Now let's talk about those balls you want busted.

Aug 13 @ 9:49AM  

Aug 13 @ 10:14AM  

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