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Tit 4 Tat -Repost

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From August 2007

When my daughter was fifteen, she looked older. She was Goth, pagan, and in love with mythology. At that time she was a large girl with probably “C” cups and she got a tat on the inside of the left titty. It was about three inches long and about an inch and a half wide. It was some gothic looking grim reaper thing, or so I thought.
By the time she was nineteen, she had grown considerably to “HH” cups (if there is such a thing). She came over one day wearing something revealing enough to show the cleavage that revealed the tat. It was now about six inches long and two inches wide. I moved closer and looked, and noted that the character’s face had changed and it sported a nose that almost looked like the character’s manhood was misplaced. Though mean, I couldn’t resist a Jimmy Durante “Ha cha cha cha cha” as the snazola was so pronounced. It looked like an obscure character called a a goon from Popeye cartoons and many folks called it “the goon” there after as the name of the tat stuck.
I had noticed previously a nose piercing, a stud actually. She had a special stud for work that flesh colored. I quipped that she could pass it off as a wart at work. Pissed her off. Never saw that again.
Anyway, a year ago, a few days after my grandson was born, she was upset because he wouldn’t breast feed. My son-in-law said in reference to the one breast, “why don’t try the other one and cover that one up, maybe the goon is scaring him.” She gave him the dirtiest look I had ever seen. By then, the damned thing was close to eight inches long.
Later when catching a smoke outside, I told him I never knew what the goon was supposed to be. He told me it was a dragon and he didn’t know what it was until he asked. Now, at the age of 32, she admits to it being one of the biggest mistakes of her youth.

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Aug 12 @ 2:45PM  

Thanks for the repost. I missed that one. Great story, Bruce.

Aug 12 @ 3:16PM  
Yeah I missed that one too...enjoyed it.

Uh...methinks I'll rethink gettin' a tattoo....

Here's a kudo in exchange for the good laugh...

Aug 12 @ 3:22PM  
LMAO, that's funny!

If I told you what "goon" means to my daughter, you'd crack up!!!!

Aug 12 @ 3:24PM  
After this I think I will stick with getting one on my shoulder.

Aug 12 @ 5:58PM  
ya gotta rise outta me on that.
why do some have boys other
all girls. x y chrosmosomes?
but that's not a fun answer.
you have my sympathies.
girls are very expensive
to raise. more than boys.
how many boys and men have
you had to murder? the international
cement truck drivers union is always
here to help you dispose of the remains
for a neat clean 'defense'. they always
need work of some kind. well done, bravo, encore.

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