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From August 2007

When my daughter was fifteen, she looked older. She was Goth, pagan, and in love with mythology. At that time she was a large girl with probably “C” cups and she got a tat on the inside of the left titty. It was about three inches long and about an inch and a half wide. It was some gothic looking grim reaper thing, or so I thought.
By the time she was nineteen, she had grown considerably to “HH” cups (if there is such a thing). She came over one day wearing something revealing enough to show the cleavage that revealed the tat. It was now about six inches long and two inches wide. I moved closer and looked, and noted that the character’s face had changed and it sported a nose that almost looked like the character’s manhood was misplaced. Though mean, I couldn’t resist a Jimmy Durante “Ha cha cha cha cha” as the snazola was so pronounced. It looked like an obscure character called a a goon from Popeye cartoons and many folks called it “the goon” there after as the name of the tat stuck.
I had noticed previously a nose piercing, a stud actually. She had a special stud for work that flesh colored. I quipped that she could pass it off as a wart at work. Pissed her off. Never saw that again.
Anyway, a year ago, a few days after my grandson was born, she was upset because he wouldn’t breast feed. My son-in-law said in reference to the one breast, “why don’t try the other one and cover that one up, maybe the goon is scaring him.” She gave him the dirtiest look I had ever seen. By then, the damned thing was close to eight inches long.
Later when catching a smoke outside, I told him I never knew what the goon was supposed to be. He told me it was a dragon and he didn’t know what it was until he asked. Now, at the age of 32, she admits to it being one of the biggest mistakes of her youth.

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