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Panty Scrap Book

posted 8/10/2009 4:20:50 AM |

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borty293

I've been busy compiling a Panty Scrap Book for the United Nations.

So far I have 736 entries. If you want to be part of history ...send your panties to

Professor Pan.T.Borty
Bortyville, Canada.

Now on to an important issue. Many of you have asked...Bort ..do you have air conitioned panties...its so hot in the summer ..I just don't feel like wearing them..

From my own personal experience ..I find that if I leave my panties in the freezer over night and then put them on in the heat of the day..it cools my body temperature significantly.

Hope this panty tip helps you and have a pleasant day.

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flavorbuster

Aug 10 @ 6:38AM

Ewe seems to be hot & bothered when she has you in her closet. She might should be the first volunteer to try the freeze dried panties ......

funnywhapper

Aug 10 @ 6:56AM

i guess the heat has finally gotten to ya. i've heatstroke for most
of the summer so far. hot air rises. i live on the top floor.
air conditioning is illegal. its too expensive. i smoke constantly
so i have all the windows open all the time.
panties are cool to look at. my pa never wore underwear.
i wore jc penney's. so you were hoping chicks would write.
isn't it a drag, only dudes write ya some times.
it just pisses me off. so i know sorry to bum ya out.
did you know 5 plus 5 is sixty five million.
for example if you take five apples and cut them in half,
voila 32.5 million apples. thanks for letting me comment.
the big red hen is after me borty, so i'm runnin for it. not that i'm henpecked
or anything. but ya know i mean like, oh god, help. she's like godzilla
now, breathing fire. ready to roast me alive, for sneaking downstairs
to the computer.

sugarnspice005

Aug 10 @ 9:46AM

Freezer panties? Now that's an idea!

Ewe_Wish

Aug 10 @ 11:14AM

So far I have 736 entries.
Oh that's right.............it finally calmed down after the lawsuits about you not returning the ladies panties you were suppose to be cleaning and now your stirring it up again..................I am not going to take all the calls on this one..........you better be hiring yourself a sexetary dammit........... and I want you to give me back my pink ones with Monday on them..........damn I have nothing to wear today ...............and you know how I hate to go without panties............unless I am on a date.............

Ewe seems to be hot & bothered when she has you in her closet. She might should be the first volunteer to try the freeze dried panties

I already am......................why do you think that I am saying we are having the coldest summer in history................

theSkwirl

Aug 10 @ 4:20PM

I can't send you any more.. you still have all of mine.. cept the really really ugly ones.

borty293

Aug 10 @ 6:32PM

Dear Ewe Wish....I will give you two panties on Tusday...can't seem to locate your Monday panties...I'm sure I washed them on Sunday while you were at the wedding...

StraddleMyNose

Aug 10 @ 8:38PM

I can't send you any more.. you still have all of mine.. cept the really really ugly ones.
Just what do these ugly ones look like anyway?

Ewe_Wish

Aug 10 @ 8:53PM

Dear Ewe Wish....I will give you two panties on Tusday...can't seem to locate your Monday panties.
Well, I guess I will just have to make sure Date night is on Mondays and than I won't miss the Monday panties......

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