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posted 8/9/2009 1:13:26 AM |
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me touching you."

"You're nuts," she said, "Here is ten dollars that says you can't do that!"


They put the money on the mantelpiece.


That night George and Mary proceeded to have sex. Reluctantly, Mary had to admit that it was the best sex that she could remember.


The next morning she exclaimed, "Well, it may have been the best sex I've ever had... but you did nothing BUT touch me!"


George gave Mary the ten dollars and departed with these words, "So I lose."

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flavorbuster

Aug 9 @ 1:58AM  
Money wasn't his primary concern
manwithoutahorse

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Aug 9 @ 8:26AM  
Sounds like a "win-win" situation to me!
theSkwirl

Aug 9 @ 10:57AM  
A lose that's full of Win!
lintroller

Aug 9 @ 11:45AM  
I wonder if I could get away with that just once...
Ewe_Wish

Aug 9 @ 12:22PM  
I wonder if I could get away with that just once...
and where did you want to be buried?
sugarnspice005

Aug 9 @ 8:36PM  
Good one!
rybred

Nov 1 @ 11:34PM  
definatly trying that

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