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I am not an expert on bras [except for loosening the clasps]

posted 8/7/2009 12:45:44 PM |
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  somnium

For the ladies of course but could apply to men with large man boobs I suppose- thinking of a Seinfeld episode I watched, about Costansa's man boob bra!

There isn't a clasp or closure that kept me from loosening a bra on my partners at any given time- although, that could change, if they ever come out with combination locks on them!

I have heard that more often than not, women don't have a proper fit to support their boobs properly! So, a thought occurred to me if a bra doesn't fit properly and say you're driving down a really bumpy road, how much would a problem would that be?

Do your boobs dance all over the place causing an uncomfortable situation? would you get turned on if your nipples were rubbing up against the fabric of your bra? Do you kind of squeeze your boobs together if they're large boobs, between your arms to minimize movement? And would riding a horse amplify problems like this- if they are a problem?

Another question I have- does riding said horse, give you ladies a clitoral massage? If so, I'm thinking this would be a good idea for a guy's ideal date say, once a week on the weekends!

Oh, I have an idea of adopting Bort's idea of custom fitted panties, with my service of custom fitted bras- I'll do panties too!

How about it ladies- what say you??

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Blueyesprkln

Aug 7 @ 1:10PM  
Bort might not like you infringing on his business and hobby. Why don't you stick to bras and him to panties, you can be partners on matching sets? Sounds like a plan to me, and do I get a cut for coming up with the solution to maybe a big problem?
shewolf53

Aug 7 @ 1:18PM  
I am surprised you did not offer to help hold them in place for the lady's comfort.
somnium

Aug 7 @ 1:21PM  
Bort might not like you infringing on his business and hobby

Well... considering he was upset that NASA stole his idea of treated panties that can be worn for months at a time- that means he didn't patent his idea!

My answer to him was: "Patent, patent, patent!"

I am surprised you did not offer to help hold them in place for the lady's comfort

You're right- what was I thinking?

theSkwirl

Aug 7 @ 1:25PM  
I need a living bra.. wanna volunteer for the job? Wages are shit but the bennies... oooh the bennies..
flavorbuster

Aug 7 @ 1:27PM  
http://www.thetackroom.com.au/women-and-their-horses-ii/ Ask this lady ^^^^^^^^ They also have floor saddle vibrators for women who don't have a horse
somnium

Aug 7 @ 1:38PM  
I need a living bra.. wanna volunteer for the job? Wages are shit but the bennies... oooh the bennies..

To answer your question: coitainly!! And it's all about bennies, idn't it??

Sunshine79

Aug 7 @ 2:42PM  
I'd like to hang the man that invented bras!
casuallylooking

Aug 7 @ 2:55PM  
I'd like to hang the man that invented bras!
AMEN!!
zena343

Aug 7 @ 3:58PM  
Gesh now I wish I had a horse,,,,could always use a little stimulation
StraddleMyNose

Aug 7 @ 7:03PM  
- thinking of a Seinfeld episode I watched, about Costansa's man boob bra!
Now that was a funny episode.
sugarnspice005

Aug 7 @ 7:15PM  
I'd like to hang the man that invented bras!


Cootiesprayer

Aug 8 @ 1:39AM  
Well since my guns are so big I have to wear a "regular" bra then put a sports bra over that to keep them firmly in place...see when they are like my grandma boobs they tend to droop & have a mind of their own..so if you can find a bra that kind of encases them then another one 2 sizes two small to really make sure there not going anywhere...It's rather hard to breath, but at least when you are chasing your 2 year old nephew around you aren't poking yourself in the eye from the bouncing effect...

I also have to agree w/ the women on here & there commentary on the maker of brassieres
flavorbuster

Aug 8 @ 9:06AM  
A man invented the bra .... Why would he want to do that ?
Dione

Aug 13 @ 9:18AM  
I'm very late to the party...
does riding said horse, give you ladies a clitoral massage?
Why do you think adolescent and teenage girls love riding horses so much? Part of it is that horses are great companions... sort a of like an overgrown, devoted puppy. However, the stimulation when riding can't be overlooked, but it depends upon the horse's gait as to how much or little stimulation there may be. It also depends upon whether one is riding English or Western saddle and the clothing worn while riding.

I prefer English saddle !

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I am not an expert on bras [except for loosening the clasps]