Do I look THAT Stupid??? posted 8/6/2009 3:13:56 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

kattoes

I get a lot of e mail from educated, lonely widowed men, with small child... looking for another great love. They show a limited number of pictures of themselves... and maybe child... strangely looking like Hulk Hogan!
Of course they are from some small town, very far away from where I live...
and if you take the time to let them converse, you will find out that they have some excuse for being out of the country right now...
Job/ sick kid...
And of course they know they are in love with you!!!
What they don't know is that it is possible to find out something..
anything to prove the existence of real legitimate persons...
even obituaries from supposed wife's demise 2 years prior...
especially in a small community...

And some name spelling's are not normal to certain geographical areas.... Seinfeld... misspelled is not that common in small Dakota town!!!
Actually non existent. And, when they get lazy, the forget how to use spell check... or know when spell check gave you a valid word.. but not the write one (?)....
Or it appears that sometimes they switch authors... because tone rhythem and theme changes...as well as remembering what they already told you... Pathological liars are interesting... from a distance. A long distance...

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