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Things You Should Know About Dribble Catchers

posted 8/5/2009 9:34:49 PM |
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Many of you have asked...Bort ..how do I empty my dribble catcher without taking it off ?
I usually do a hand stand over the sink or toilet depending on my mood...just be careful your tinfoil hat doesn't fall off.

For those of you that don't know what a dribble catcher is I will explain. Its a sardine can attached to two wires that goes around the ears. Its purpose is to catch dribble before it lands on your keyboard or shirt. I invented it several years ago and they have been selling like hotcakes.

Oh I know ...several of you younger people will say ...I don't need that sort of thing...but mark my words ..as you get older, dribbling becomes a way of life and I'm not just talking about from the mouth. ..furinstance...I have dribble catchers attached to every orfice of my body...that's why I can't roll over in bed.

Thankyou for reading my blog...I've gots some emptying to do...Prof Bort

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1bunny629

Aug 5 @ 9:50PM  
Put a cork in it! HA! I mean, drill a hole in the bottom and put a small cork in it. This will make it easier to empty.
theSkwirl

Aug 5 @ 9:52PM  
Bunny! You are a genius!!
theSkwirl

Aug 5 @ 9:53PM  
Except.. that then it runs down their chests and shorts out their electric panties. That's not good.. add some fish tank hose to it Bort.. kinda like a catheter.
1bunny629

Aug 5 @ 9:56PM  
Skwirl...your on to somethin! Just be careful with the hose and don't trip over it. But really?! Why don't you just take it off and dump it in the sink?!
borty293

Aug 5 @ 10:00PM  
Thanks for your suggestions gals..
Guess I better invent sumthin for peoples who has no hands to do handstands or cants do handstands for some reason.
Oh gawd ...I'll be up all night now...
RevDocLove

Aug 5 @ 11:32PM  
I need one of those..When I wake up in the 'wet spot',
it ain't from sex anymore..
StraddleMyNose

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Aug 5 @ 11:48PM  
I invented it several years ago and they have been selling like hotcakes
Ahhh, so you're the person who came up with that invention.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 6 @ 12:06AM  
Twice today I have caught you out of my closet playing on my computer..........now i realize your trying to drum up business............but you need to get those orders filled.......damn I don't know how much more i can do to help you.........I put that toilet in your closet so you didn't have to come out for that........I bring you meals and snacks all the time.........ok you may be sick of that cold bologna sandwich but hey be grateful ...........you were happy when I put that hammock above your work table so you could quit sleeping on the closet floor weren't you? Now get busing.........before Ladybootscooter calls me again complaining about her damn order..........



borty293

Aug 6 @ 12:24AM  
Ms.Ewe Wish....I don't like to complain but the toilet isn't hooked up to anything and its gettn kinda stinky in the closet. Maybe Max could come over and hook it up or sumthin....as for the Scooter...she is very happy with her nipple enlarger bra...after her plastic surgery when the unfortunate accident occurred ...her nipple size is back to normal and she can enlarge them anytime she wants now....but the clit enlarger is another kettle of fish...I can't help it if she always wants to turn it up to ten.
max49

Aug 6 @ 9:33AM  
Borty just a suggestion but I think we need to put these dribble catchers in a carrying case. They keep getting tangled among the panties making delivery times much longer and I can't begin to tell you what happens when they get tangled with the nipple or clit enlargers. I like to have never gotten all the smoke out of the panty van in time for the race Saturday night.
ladybootscooter

Aug 6 @ 11:35PM  
before Ladybootscooter calls me again complaining about her damn order
So THAT's why you're not answering your phone!!! BORTY!!!!! You asked for help with the orders, I sell more units than anyone else and you know it. All it takes is a little demonstration and they practically sell themselves......until they start shorting out! I'm scared to answer my own phone.........people are pissed Bort, pissed I'm telling you...........you got room in that closet, cos I might need to leave town for a day or so........................
borty293

Aug 7 @ 12:41AM  
You are certainly welcome to stay in the closet Boots...but maybe you should wait until Max connects the toilet ....its kinds stinky in here...

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