For the last few years, I have feverously been working my bun's off, writing my Doctoriale Thesis on the effects of panties on western culture at the University of Undergarments.
Many hours of research have disclosed the importance of proper hygene during debate of urgent bills being past in governmental proceedings. The evidence show's, that dirty panties promotes sluggish legislation, delaying important decisions on healtcare and many other social issues...which are too numerous to detail in this specific media.
The importance of regular hand washing of panties cannot be overemphisized to our elected representatives.
I propose a commitee be established to erect and independent body to inspect all panties worn by females and males who hold public office by the Panty Police.
Thankyou for your kind attention to this matter.
Professor Pan.T.Borty
Cheif of Police In Charge of Panty Inspections.
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 5 @ 6:19PM
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Who let you out of my closet?  
Get back in there and get those orders out...........I'm tired of getting all those calls from your customers............... 
And I thought you inspected panties around here? 
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theSkwirl
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Aug 5 @ 6:33PM
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Dear Chief Borty,
I've been waiting to have these panties inspected for over a year now.. how much longer do I have to wear them?
Sincerely...
The Skwirl
(no, I haven't really worn the same panties for a year) ((maybe))
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 6:35PM
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Jeepers ...can't ewe get a larger closet ...everytime I get an erection ..I put a hole in the wall. 
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lintroller
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Aug 5 @ 6:36PM
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If that many congressmen favor panties over boxers/briefs, then we have a few scandals unaccounted for!
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 6:39PM
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Dear Skwirl
I hope them panties are the self cleaning variety.
Yours truly ..Prof Bort
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flavorbuster
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Aug 5 @ 6:40PM
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Have learned how to make invisible panties yet  Ewe might wear them  
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NightOfOld
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Aug 5 @ 6:40PM
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Panties
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra
a message that told him that he'd gone too far.
A motif that told him
"If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss."
"Certainly Modom," the saleslady said.
"In what kind of script would you like it read?
Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail."
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 6:42PM
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Dear Lint,
You would be surprised how many of them are playing footsie over at the airport washroom....you can see their panties under the stall...
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Ewe_Wish
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Aug 5 @ 6:43PM
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Have learned how to make invisible panties yet Ewe might wear them I already do............... 
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NightOfOld
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Aug 5 @ 6:44PM
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OOP'S fprhot the last line.
Panties
She wanted embroidered on pants and her bra
a message that told him that he'd gone too far.
A motif that told him
"If you can read this, You're much too close, so give it a miss."
"Certainly Modom," the saleslady said.
"In what kind of script would you like it read?
Copperplate? San Serif? Bold wouldn't fail."
She thought for a moment and then she said… "Braille."
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 6:45PM
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Dear Flavor,
I've gots invisible panties but I cants find them... 
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 6:47PM
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Thanks Chuck...what was that ladies number again?
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flavorbuster
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Aug 5 @ 6:48PM
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Dear Flavor,
I've gots invisible panties but I cants find them That was good
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NightOfOld
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Aug 5 @ 6:50PM
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[e5  9] I don't read Braille.
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shewolf53
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Aug 5 @ 6:51PM
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Panties? OOPS! I knew I fotgot something when I got dressed today.
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 7:15PM
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Shewolf....you naughty girl ...looks like old Bort may have to cum over and measure you for a new pair of vibrating panties... 
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somnium
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Aug 5 @ 7:17PM
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There is a new invention that may cause you to lose a lot of business there Bort! Just say'n!
Long term undies
Better buy up the patent!!
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borty293
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Aug 5 @ 7:29PM
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Hey Som....those bastids stole the idea off of me....
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somnium
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Aug 5 @ 7:50PM
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Patent, patent, patent...
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RevDocLove
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Aug 5 @ 8:01PM
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Yeah Som, but how about the brown in back and yellow in front stains???
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StraddleMyNose
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Aug 5 @ 9:02PM
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Borty, have you gotten any panties with skidmark stains in them yet? lol
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max49
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Aug 6 @ 9:04AM
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I'm starting a campaign to elect Professor Pan.T.Borty for President. No not of Pervia. Our Skwirl does just fine with that office but for President of Panties. Do I hear a second for that emotion? 
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somnium
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Aug 6 @ 10:28AM
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President of Panties
The acronym for that is of course: 'POP'!
Just the 'word' POP... conjures up all kinds of connotations in my ummm 'inquiring mind'.
For starters, POP comes in all kinds of flavors- it's what we call a carbonated drink in the north, as opposed to "soda" in the south!
It could also mean, you want to POP someone in their head- 'cept me of course!
Or as the old commercial goes: Snap, Crackle and POP!
I could go on but I'll leave it right there! Besides, I think I got 
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