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My 2009 NFL predictions! posted 8/3/2009 6:09:13 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sports, football, straddle, sunshine   StraddleMyNose Okay, it's that time of year again for looking forward to the NFL football season. I looked into the future when I took Funnywapper's time machine late last night when he was passed out with a bunch of Marilyn Monroe covershots and photos laying all around him. Most of you aren't going to like what's coming for the country, but that's for another blog topic. lol Here's how the NFL post season will look right before the playoffs. AFC EAST New England (11-5) NORTH Pittsburgh (12-4) SOUTH Tennessee (10-6) WEST San Diego 11-5) Wild cards Cincinnati (11-5) and Miami (10-6) NFC EAST New York Giants (12-4) NORTH Chicago (10-6) SOUTH Tampa Bay (9-7) WEST Seattle (10-6) Wildcards Dallas (10-6) and Minnesota (9-7) Summery Good news for Rich and Murphy. Your Giants are going to the playoffs, and possibly the Super Bowl. Megan and Treas, your Dallas will make it, but get knocked out after the first round. Dawn, your Lions improve this year, but only to 2-14. My Bengals will get knocked out after the second round. We're not looking at a Super Bowl until 2017 when we finally win the whole thing after deafeating San Francisco 24-10. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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sugarnspice005	Aug 3 @ 6:16PM
	Dawn, your Lions improve this year, but only to 2-14. Wow! You're more generous than me. I was giving them 1-15 this year.
StraddleMyNose	Aug 3 @ 6:30PM
	Wow! You're more generous than me. I was giving them 1-15 this year. Be back here in a bit to check out more blogs. My pizza is done and I haven't yet eaten today.
Wordsofwit	Aug 3 @ 6:46PM
	The Bungles in the playoffs? That tells me that someone with the last name of Simpson isn't the only Homer! AFC EAST New England (11-5) NORTH Pittsburgh (12-4) SOUTH Tennessee (11-5) WEST San Diego (10-6) Wild cards Baltimore (10-6) and Indianapolis (10-6) NFC EAST Philadelphia (10-6) NORTH Chicago (10-6) SOUTH Carolina (9-7) WEST Seattle (10-6) Wildcards New York Giants (10-6) and Arizona (10-6) Summary: The thing is, historically there a lot of teams in the playoffs one year that don't make them the next. The other thing I look at is the interconference schedule. The weakest divisions are the AFC and NFC West. The most powerful is the NFC East. I found the AFC pretty easy to pick. I think Houston could be the dark horse there. The NFC was much tougher for me. The NFC East will be beating up on each other. That leaves the door open for Seattle or Arizona to slip in through the backdoor for a wild card spot. Dallas and New Orleans are the dark horses.
StraddleMyNose	Aug 3 @ 6:52PM
	That tells me that someone with the last name of Simpson isn't the only Homer! Well, Simpson isn't my last name, and I will never be a homer either! Oh my, looks like someone just blogged his third blog out of the last 5 blogs on here just now. So I'm not the only blog whore on here.
Wordsofwit	Aug 3 @ 7:25PM
	Oh my, looks like someone just blogged his third blog out of the last 5 blogs on here just now. So I'm not the only blog whore on here. Aw, shit...you're right and the three blogs total three comments. It is blog trifecta, three deaths.
StraddleMyNose	Aug 3 @ 7:29PM
	Aw, shit...you're right and the three blogs total three comments. It is blog trifecta, three deaths
1bunny629	Aug 3 @ 7:49PM
	I love my Giants! Thanks Straddle for remembering! I just hope this year, if the guys are going to carry guns they buy some holsters for them!
featherone	Aug 3 @ 8:52PM
	I believe the Det lions will win this year!!
sugarnspice005	Aug 3 @ 10:48PM
	I believe the Det lions will win this year!! Now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!
aspiringwriter	Aug 3 @ 11:03PM
	My Bengals will get knocked out after the second round. We're not looking at a Super Bowl until 2017 when we finally win the whole thing after deafeating San Francisco 24-10 C'mon the Bengals will when a super-bowl long before the 49ers make it to another one. What's the reasoning behind the Titans winning the AFC south over the Colts. With Peyton healthy I think Indy's gonna take that division with Tennessee taking one of the wild card spots. Miami's perhaps. The Dolphins have had year after year now of having a good team on paper and haven't been able to do anything with it yet. For the NFC east, I see the Giants taking the division with Philly getting a wild card spot. But, it's gotta be the hardest division to predict. For the NFC South I'm just gonna bet on the team that did worst last year (the Saints). The Seahawks are the only decent team in the NFC West. The North goes to the Bears. The final wild card spot, idk, either the Vikings or the Panthers. just my .02
max49	Aug 4 @ 8:51AM
	It's Tennessee all the way this year. GO TITS!!!
McBunman	Aug 4 @ 12:12PM
	No love on here for my Vikings? Oh, that's right. We don't have a QB.