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posted 8/1/2009 8:41:02 PM |
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  DickSlippery

As my lovely wife pointed out so elegantly earlier 2day, U guys do receive a ridiculous amount of bullshit e-mails. No one is disputing this fact. I just thought it might interest U 2 know that U don't have a corner on the market when it comes 2 having 2 deal with a big fat waste of time.

Since coming back 2 AMD less than two weeks ago I have recieved no less than FOUR messages similar 2 this one (4 all I fucking know they could all be from the same bitch. I'm betting she has a bigger cock than I do):

Hello wanna chat im here add me in my yahoo messenger im online now see u there…..CENSORED@ yahoo.com and my msn is…..CENSORED@ hotmail.com

Whereas we may not be dealing with small minded jerks hoping 2 share their ten inch wonders with us, I can tell U from personal experience that their aren't many things more irritating than having a raging boner, thinking U may have found the one fucking broad on the internet N2 Ur bullshit, jumping through all the hoops that communicating with this honey entails and then getting hit up 4 Ur fucking CC number! ARE U SERIOUS?

I mean it's one thing if Ur looking 2 score with a hooker. They are called providers 4 a reason, and in my humble opinion they do provide a necessary and welcome function within this wonderful society of ours. But does that mean we should have 2 put up constant bombardment from cold-call whores?

And don't even get me started on Craigslist (AKA The Online Home of the Horny 19yo Bimbo Who Digs Older Men)!!!!

Keeping U posted,

DS

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DickSlippery

Aug 1 @ 8:50PM  
ROTFFLMAO

This is no bullshit. I SWEAR 2 fucking God this is the truth! In the time it took me 2 write this blog and post it I received this in my inbox:

Hello dear ,.........I am new into this site browsing through here and find your
profile interesting ~ Curious?? Get in touch.. buzz me up im online now
CENSORED@yahoo.com or CENSORED@hotmail.com

I just thought that was funny. We now return U 2 Ur normal programming.

DS
NightOfOld

Aug 1 @ 9:41PM  

You tell Dick. I get a lot of BS mail too. Good point my friend.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 1 @ 10:03PM  
Hello dear ,.........I am new into this site browsing through here and find your
profile interesting ~ Curious?? Get in touch.. buzz me up im online now
{email address removed} or {email address removed}

Damn you for posting the email I sent you.................



DickSlippery

Aug 1 @ 10:36PM  
Damn you for posting the email I sent you.

Quit playing, girl! U know good and well I would have answered Ur shit fast it would make funnywhapper write a blog that makes sense...



DS
Looking4ever

Aug 1 @ 10:58PM  
It is because everyone now knows dickslippery is the shit...and they are all hoping for a piece of that action. However, in the time it takes you to respond, they have re-thought things and figure they just can't handle sex with the god and icon you are....
TastyCupcake

Aug 2 @ 11:20AM  
Are you sure it isn't YOU asking them for their cc numbers?

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