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posted 8/1/2009 5:57:37 AM |
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it may be poetry or maybe just drivel
its hard 2 say this early in the morning
over a breakfast of waffles and vodka
i try once again 2 understand his prose
no luck bad luck seems like lucky's
never gonna be his nick
or his niche 4 that matter
"harbor lights" by the platters
comes drifting by on the wind
man, those boys can sing sing sing
2 bad they've been dead 4 twenty years
or more
he told me never capitalize
on the misfortune of others
or at the start of one of these lines
even if its the line that leads
away as far as the eye can see
farther away than the sun
the father or the holy ghost
farther away than most
anyone everyone no one
should be left if this
motherfucker's right
right motherfucker
thats what i thought
when i started drinking
while trying 2 watch the view
secretly hoping and praying
the hasslebeck broad drops dead
during childbirth that should be worth
a nielson point or two or three
watch ur back regis instead of kelly's ass
whoopie and barb have their sights set
on target panties wet with anticipation
minds made up no indication
of what either of them really thinks
as if anyone else really thinks
it was a good idea 2 begin with
im sure funnywhapper would agree
i ripped off his style
in fact ill confess
so long as he admits
when it comes 2 poetry
such as this dickslippery
is the fucking shit.

keeping U posted


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Aug 1 @ 8:30AM  
Ah yes..Who of us oldies can ever forget dirty dancin' to "Harbor Lights" and "Only You" by Tony Williams and the Platters

Man, those boys and girl could really sing sing sing...

Aug 1 @ 8:34AM  
Yeah, I know there was a girl in the group. Alliteratively it just didn't fit. I was hoping no one would notice, so THANKS 4 that.


Aug 1 @ 9:55AM  

As I recall she was a damn good looking black girl as well as a good singer. But they were all good a great group with good songs. Dead 20 years. Am I
that old.?

Aug 1 @ 3:31PM  
is the fucking shit.


Aug 1 @ 4:01PM  
dickslippery is the fucking shit.

No doubt.

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