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LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY






Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.



How come we choose from just two people to run for President
and over 50 for Miss Universe?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.



I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'



Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!



Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells
live forever.


Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'



And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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StraddleMyNose

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Jul 31 @ 5:46PM  
LIFE THOUGHTS BY DUCKY
Is that "Ducky" from the movie "Pretty in Pink"? j/k

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
This is true. Did some of that over the past three years on here.


Ewe_Wish

Jul 31 @ 5:55PM  
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

Now you're talking about me.....................





Great blog.........
flavorbuster

Jul 31 @ 6:38PM  
now I just 'chunky dunk.'

NightOfOld

Jul 31 @ 8:53PM  
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.



I resemble that remark
onehornytoad69

Aug 1 @ 7:18AM  

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