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posted 7/29/2009 6:18:00 PM |
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  theSkwirl

I wrote a song.. just for Ewe!

to the tune of sharp dressed man

Dirty boots, sheep sheers
We all know just what is happenin here.
Ears perked, tail high
Everybody knows the reason why.
She comes a-runnin just as fast as she can
Cuz every Ewe's crazy bout a John Deer Man!

Old gloves, early spring
His tractor's sitting just a-idling
Nice oats in a paper bag
You know she really, really wants it bad
She'll come a-runnin just as fast as she can
Cuz every Ewe's crazy bout a John Deer Man!

Torn Jeans a beer gut
He's really hopin he can bust a nut
She's waiting, in her fleece
High heeled shoes and stockings to her knees.
She'll come a-runnin just as fast as she can
Cuz every Ewe's crazy bout a John Deer Man!

apologies to any sheep fuckers who might have been offended

sincere apologies to ZZTop who had to have been offended

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PinkToeNails

Jul 29 @ 6:24PM  
Now THAT!! is a love song!!

That's too funny skwirl!!!!

I am very sure she's going to be impressed!!!







funnywhapper

Jul 29 @ 6:50PM  
my reply: to ewe and skwirl, who wish upon a star.
dance the night away by cream from their cd disraeli gears. skwirling the night
away. or twirling the night away. whirling the night away. the wurlitzers. tilt
a whirl. merry go rounds. cotton candy. blowing bubbles. rainbow sherbert.
orange skies. carnivals. rivals of the john deer men.
sugarnspice005

Jul 29 @ 7:03PM  
I thought it rocked.
NightOfOld

Jul 29 @ 7:13PM  

Ewe's in trouble. She's gowing to swirl the nut right off that John Deere man.


Ewe_Wish

Jul 29 @ 7:51PM  
Well i am totally flattered and kinda excited..........this might just be what I needed to be getting myself that John Deere Tractor man.............Yep Yep Yep this is going into my profile........

Thank you sweetie.........I am honored to have a song written for me........

kudo for you............
Sunshine79

Jul 29 @ 7:54PM  
Greenie!
Looking4ever

Jul 29 @ 9:48PM  
apologies to any sheep fuckers who might have been offended

sincere apologies to ZZTop who had to have been offended

It was all great but I almost busted a gut over these!
wstang69

Jul 29 @ 9:54PM  
I thought I heard a whirl from ZZ's grave ...
ladybootscooter

Jul 29 @ 9:55PM  
Hey, I could scoot some boots to that!!!
*damn ear worm, now I'll never get it outta my head!*

I kudo'd you.......yep, still feels good!
RevDocLove

Jul 29 @ 10:11PM  
apologies to any sheep fuckers who might have been offended

No offense taken
theSkwirl

Jul 29 @ 10:12PM  
I feel your pain Bootsy.. it's been rattlin around in my head since yesterday.. beggin to be writ.
Blueyesprkln

Jul 30 @ 12:12AM  
Greenie to our Prez. Who'd thunk she was a song writer? The things you learn on AMD, and they say it's just a sex site.
max49

Jul 30 @ 8:34AM  
Good job Prez and a kudo your way.
belle1010

Jul 30 @ 10:05PM  
Very good! Like Bootsy, now I won't be able to get the damn song outta my head!

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