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How to stop the church gossip

posted 7/28/2009 8:14:59 AM |
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  Lisa46

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities,
but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of
being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon.


She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing
it there
WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny.
He said nothing...



Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of
Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night.
(You gotta love Frank!)


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surv6969

Jul 28 @ 8:24AM  
I didn't like it at all
onehornytoad69

Jul 28 @ 8:41AM  
Wordsofwit

Jul 28 @ 8:41AM  
A former coworker of mine helped his sister move into her new apartment and spent the night. Her apartment was right by the pool. When he was leaving around eleven the next morning, after she gave him a hug with several people around the pool, he loudly blurted out, "By the way, what's your name?"
max49

Jul 28 @ 9:53AM  
Sounds like something I would do LOL.
Sunshine79

Jul 28 @ 10:39AM  
LMAO, that's funny!
Cootiesprayer

Jul 28 @ 11:11AM  
RevDocLove

Jul 28 @ 12:47PM  
Good one Lisa
I'd do it in a NY Minute!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 28 @ 12:53PM  
Sounds like something I would do LOL

Hell I figured you were talking about Father max, and just changed the name to protect the not so innocent..............
flavorbuster

Jul 28 @ 5:39PM  
I like the way Frank handled the old wind bag By the way funny joke
1bunny629

Jul 28 @ 7:50PM  
That's a good way to show the old bag!...did I say that? HA! LOL! Thanks for the funny!
PinkToeNails

Jul 28 @ 8:07PM  
That Frank! He's always up to something!!

Good one Lisa!!

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