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posted 7/27/2009 5:37:42 PM |
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  theSkwirl

I have two dogs.. one has a drinking problem and the other one can't hold his licker.

3 year old children are far too intelligent these days. You can't tell them to wait at the gopher hole and watch for the snipe anymore. They are already aware it's a gopher and that it's not going to come out.

It's my sweetie's Birthday today. Yup, he's 43. I'm giving him SOT with no ribbon this year.

This weekend I'm going to Faerieworlds! So, if you write to me and don't hear from me.. that's cuz I'm busy doing something other than this. Mostly getting sunburned, spending too much money and listening to awesome music while trying to entice pixies into my butterfly net.

Sex in a hammock is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.

Lemonade burns when you snort it up your nose on accident.. other than that.. I got nuttin.

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Looking4ever

Jul 27 @ 5:42PM  
Got more than I do...can't even cum up wit sumpin' fun to say...but, have a kudo on me...
Cootiesprayer

Jul 27 @ 6:03PM  
Well tell him happy bday. You go have fun & hope you catch something in your net chuckle...we will talk you when you get back...hey now don't forget the sunblock!
Lisa46

Jul 27 @ 6:22PM  
oh honey is 43 today? well send him over and I'll give him his present
Ewe_Wish

Jul 27 @ 6:27PM  

Sex in a hammock is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
but funny as hell to watch...........
somnium

Jul 27 @ 6:28PM  
Sex in a hammock is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
Well... alrighty then... scratching that idea off my list of fun things to try!

flavorbuster

Jul 27 @ 6:47PM  
Sex in a hammock is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
but funny as hell to watch
Ewe is a voyure < ( likes to watch)
soft_touch938

Jul 27 @ 7:06PM  
Sex in a hammock is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.

Oh really? Well I'd try anything once.... And no...Ewe can't watch

Tell Sweetie Happy Birthday for me and ya better keep an eye on Lisa...just sayin'...

Have a fun weekend. I hope the fairy that lands in your net isn't...well...you know...

Oh..that's faerie...methinks there's a difference???

Have a nut...ya earned it....
Ewe_Wish

Jul 27 @ 8:05PM  
Ewe is a voyure
Only when its funny..........like watching a really tall woman dance with a real short man
Ewe_Wish

Jul 27 @ 10:23PM  
And no...Ewe can't watch
Figures I didn't see this until AFTER i ran to the store for a bigger memory card for my camera...............
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 28 @ 2:37AM  
Hope ya have a good time again over there.

Tell yer sweetie I said happy got naked day...
And happy birthday, too....


dmbchick420

Jul 28 @ 8:55AM  
SOT

Okay...I guess I'm an idiot....what the hell does SOT mean? Sex on top???

I don't think I'd wanna try sex in a hammock.....I'd sure like to watch someone attempt it though!!
surv6969

Jul 28 @ 10:00AM  
LOL there a few ways on a normal hammock that are not to difficult HAMMOCK SEX Then there are the hammocks that are made for the purpose SEX HAMMOCK
ladybootscooter

Jul 29 @ 1:29AM  
Lemonade burns when you snort it up your nose on accident

Wonder if that's like the time I got choked on the damn lemon seed and wound up "snorting" tequila????????????? It only burned for a few seconds, by the time it stopped I was too buzzed to care Have a good time my lil squirelly girl!!!
casuallylooking

Jul 29 @ 3:05AM  
Lemonade burns when you snort it up your nose on accident..
As opposed to ... on purpose? lol
Actually it doesn't feel too good when you squirt yourself in the eye while making it either...

Sex in a hammock is not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
And I keep mentioning to Griz that we need a hammock...... AFTER we send Dayna a "We moved" email and text, cuddling up together in one sounds ike a really good idea on a lazy afternoon..... we'll see where it might go from there. But if you don't hear from either of us for a while........ ........ .......
......... ...... .........
Call 911 ...... ..

casuallylooking

Jul 29 @ 3:11AM  
BTW, tell G HAPPY birthday.... a little late.

And have a geat weekend...

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