Drunk guy is walking out of a bar, staggering and weaving as he attempts to locat his car in the Lot. A policeman, waiting for DUI's to leave the bar, notices the mans confusion and leaving his patrol cruiser approached the man.
Patrolman;"Good evening sir, you seem to be ins some distress perhaps I can help.
Drunk; "Damn (hic) I hope so, I believe someone has stolen my car."
Patrolman: "Sir, where was you car the last time you saw it?"
Drunk holding up his hand with the keys: Right on the end of this key (Hic)"
Patrolman (Laughing) "Sir, I'll help you find a cab. You do realize that your not wearing any pants right?
Drunk looks down and sees his bare willie hanging in the breeze: "Officer forget the car... my girlfriends missing too!"
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