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Bob was in trouble...

posted 7/27/2009 1:25:44 PM |
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He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Jul 27 @ 1:50PM  
Now that's funny!!! About time about time there was a fresh funny one!!! Green thing.

Jul 27 @ 2:09PM  

Must be Bob for Enzyte- guess it wasn't working- making her very irritable on top of missing their wedding anniversary!


Jul 27 @ 2:35PM  
The guy asked for it.

Jul 27 @ 2:40PM  
A greenie for something different and funny!

Jul 27 @ 3:11PM  
I've heard this one before, but it's still damn funny!
Notice that the Missus didn't specify WHO'S driving; just
that the er, "gift" will perform as advertized....Sounds like
a legal loophole for use during divorce proceedings!

Jul 27 @ 4:52PM  

Jul 27 @ 5:36PM  

WoW..has never seen this one?

Jul 27 @ 5:53PM  
"Bob has been missing since Friday. "

Or...they just have not found his body, yet.

Jul 27 @ 6:10PM  

that was a good one Holly!!


Jul 27 @ 6:35PM  
OMG that was cute!

Jul 28 @ 8:40AM  

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