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posted 7/27/2009 10:43:52 AM |
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  cottoncandydragon

Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.

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Sunshine79

Jul 27 @ 10:47AM  
onehornytoad69

Jul 27 @ 10:52AM  
flavorbuster

Jul 27 @ 11:02AM  
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DarkKnightWalking

Jul 27 @ 11:43AM  
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.


They takin apps for examiners?




Good one. Greenie.
max49

Jul 27 @ 12:25PM  
Hmmm I think I'm gonna start spending more time at Hooters and I always wondered about the taste of the tongue depressors.
somnium

Jul 27 @ 1:17PM  

funny stuff!

Maybe an 11th one? With a few internet lessons, I could be a gynecologist for the ladies!

dmbchick420

Jul 27 @ 1:37PM  
Those are funny!
RevDocLove

Jul 27 @ 1:42PM  
Where don't I sign up?
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