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posted 7/26/2009 6:27:46 PM |
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So, you ever have that meeting with someone for the 1st time and it was just plain awkward? You had butterflies the whole way over to meet them, then you meet and it's just as bad. Alot of giggling and not stairing at eachother. Then, things turn for the worse. We knew from the beginning, the end all, be all intentions for the nite was sex. But, you don't have to smother me!!
Ever been that bad? Then.....the SEX. Of course, the sex was even more worse than the initial meeting. The whole time, your screaming in your head..."cum already, cum already, cum aleady, cum already!!" Your so disinterested you start looking around the room at their decorations & random shit lying around. And again you say in your head "Hurry up already, hurry up already, hurry up already!"

Ever been that awkward?

Anybody wanna fuck?

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Jul 26 @ 6:35PM  
LOL well Sunshine.... if the initial meeting didn't go very well, sex would be out of the question! That's a given

I hope you didn't have an experience like that one!!

Jul 26 @ 6:48PM  
If the meeting had gone that bad, there would not have been any sex. Would have slipped into the bathroom and had someone to call me with an "emergency"

Jul 26 @ 6:55PM  
I would have blown off early on.

Jul 26 @ 7:26PM  
ohh dam that sux i would have done you better lol lets fuck tonight

Jul 26 @ 7:45PM  
Yep...and I left. No stickin around to find out what was already obvious. Sorry that happened to you honey.

Jul 26 @ 8:22PM  
Chappelle's Show "advertised" a funny device called the "Wrap it up Box" designed specifically for moments like that...

Jul 26 @ 8:40PM  
Yes my party a few weeks ago....chuckle, oh thank god I am not the only one that has happened to. Thank you sweety. :o)

Jul 26 @ 9:59PM  
Well if the meeting doesn't go well I dont get to the sex part. But I have had a nice meeting and been totally let down by the sex later.

Jul 26 @ 10:28PM  
Ooooops!!! My Bad!!! Thx to......the lady..who gave me the Heads up!!! Try this one!!!

Jul 26 @ 10:52PM  
Well if the meeting doesn't go well I dont get to the sex part
C'mon we are talking about "Sunshine"............

Jul 26 @ 11:23PM  
Nope, cos if I found it that damn awkward dressed, I wouldn't have gotten nekkid in the first place. But that's just me.

Jul 26 @ 11:35PM  
Megan I'm gonna give you a Kudo for one reason, you took one for the team ......wait a minute there's no one else on the team but you....oh well greenie for you

Jul 27 @ 9:05AM  
I had a similar experience 2 years ago. I broke 2 of my own rules....I went to the guys house without meeting him first AND I hadn't seen a picture of him. Luckily he was a nice guy and although not even close to good looking, he was just average and nothing about him turned me on.

But for some reason I felt obligated to stay. He had a nice place out in the boonies that was quiet and pretty. He fixed our supper on the grill...he was a good cook. He did a lot of canning friuts and veggies and sent something home with me...I don't remember what.

But sex with him was boring as hell and I too couldn't wait til it was over with. I did stay for breakfast and stayed long enough to be polite then got the hell outta there. I politely declined any further invitations.

Now I don't break my own rules for NUTTIN'!!!!

Jul 27 @ 9:28AM  
Hmmmm..... Yeah....I've had a couple meetings feel "awkward", but they were too awkward for me to have sex with them. The one guy in particular that I can remember was a horrible kisser, so I wasn't interested in having him show me anything else

Jul 27 @ 9:54AM  
what about a great meeting, and terrible fuck?

Jul 27 @ 10:06AM  
Your so disinterested you start looking around the room at their decorations & random shit lying around.
LOL ... You could have found a vibrator somewhere in the room that would have better served you.

Jul 27 @ 11:10AM  
Pardon me.. but if the sex is boring, isn't it on YOU to say something and try at least to switch it up to something more enjoyable? I guess I have no politics because if it's boring.. I'm going to sleep. I will, however, say .. let's try .. ___________ fill in the blank.

Jul 27 @ 12:25PM  
let's try .. ___________ fill in the blank.
Playing Monopoly? Does that mean your date is a bit of a blanker??
I had a one night stand once (before I ever met my wife) and regretted it halfway through having sex with her. Everyone is entitled to make mistakes and so long as we learn from them then it is a good thing.

Jul 27 @ 1:18PM  
YEP Lisa!....been there and done that one.....several times!

Jul 27 @ 7:22PM  
Your so disinterested you start looking around the room at their decorations & random shit lying around

Yep... been there. She was rolling her eyes like she was thinki....

I mean.... no... never happened to me

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