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The "Moderation" Biker Bar is now open...

*Takes the stage and mic, clad in skin tight black leather pants, biker jacket and slicked back hair...*

Got some real Heavy Metal ground pounders on the venue tonight...guaranTEED to make yer ears BLEED...
And remember guys and gals...
Always drink in "Moderation"...

*The lights dim until an inky blackness covers the room...fog begins pouring across the stage and spilling into the front row as his deep voice intones...*
You know love em...kings of pounding thunder...kings in OR out of makeup...the LOUDEST band in the land...KISS!!!!

Detroit Rock City

God of Thunder


Rock and Roll All Night

God Gave Rock and Roll to You

With a thunderous final explosion of multicolored fireworks that engulf the stage, finally it fades away to reveal DKW once more, engulfed in fog, laughing wickedly

THAT'S some FUCKIN rock and ROLL...
We got some more MORE bad boys lined up backstage that can't hear you...

Time for a short break, catch your wind, you're gonna neeeeed it....*Smiles Evilly*
Get a cold one for your thirst and smoke one for your head... and don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses...oh, and by the way, we only serve two kinds down hyah...cold beer and hard liquor...we know the ladies all love their likker....

Laughs wickedly as the stage goes dark

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Jul 26 @ 12:08AM  
Oh, sweetie, you forgot this one (my favorite of their's....I love the guitar)...

I Was Made For Loving You


Jul 26 @ 12:11AM  
Requests are always good...I have all the bands chained up...oops,I mean comfortably esconced in our spacious guest rooms backstage....

Jul 26 @ 12:26AM

Not sure if this link will work or not.

Jul 26 @ 12:28AM  
Here you go


Jul 26 @ 12:39AM  
Ladies...for the next 10 "I always drink in Moderation" t shirt at the bar, with trade-in of the one you're wearing... And it's a healthy thing...perks them up for the next headliner....


Breaking the Law

Hell Bent for Leather


Another Thing Comin

A Touch of Evil

The pounding thunder slowly fades away as DKW once more appears, chuckling darkly...

Like that last one...*Evil Grin*

Ladies special at the bar now...jello shots FREE on our resident bartender, ex Chippendale, Biff is ALLLL man....only wears leather chaps and nothing else...just ask him, he will tell you..."I wear only chaps...or nothing at all..."
And when I said ON Biff....I meant it...
Wicked Laughter fades away as he does

Jul 26 @ 12:54AM  
Ladies...for the next 10 "I always drink in Moderation" t shirt at the bar, with trade-in of the one you're wearing...

I'm 3 minutes late...make an exception?

Jul 26 @ 12:55AM  
Sure....ask Biff for a two fer one....*Evil Grin*

Jul 26 @ 1:01AM  
Awesome tunes dude!!! ROCK ON! chuckle...

Jul 26 @ 1:21AM  
Go get a shot from Biff, cootie...

Now Ladies....this next performer is a rock icon and legend...a true blast from the past AND present...the old bat biter himself...

Crazy Train

Mr. Crowley

Bark at the Moon

Suicide Solution

Shot in the Dark

Iron Man

Close my Eyes Forever


Two red eyes glow forth from the darkness
Liked that girl's red eyes...where can I get some...?
Deep Chuckle

Next up...Ladies get to chocolate pudding wrestle one of our other staff...Long John Shiverz...for the prize...
What prize, you say...? *Evil Smile*
John, of course...two hours in a hot tub limo to wash each other off...
Be sure to ask him how he got his name, Ladies...
A long dark chuckle fades away along with the glowing eyes...


Jul 26 @ 6:33AM  
Here is Metal Health to go with your title

Jul 26 @ 6:34AM  
Interesting...why did you wait so late to open it up?

Jul 26 @ 12:44PM  
I don't live in the past (although I like the classics)you don't need to go back 25-30years to find something that rocks HARD NOW turn that som bitch up!!!!!!!

Jul 26 @ 12:52PM  
If the last one was to melodic for ya here's some 21st century metal for ya

Jul 26 @ 12:59PM  
Hmmm...Looks like I missed the party. That T-shirt trade sounded interesting....

Here are a couple you missed:
KISS--Tears Are Falling
Judas Priest--Heading Out to the Highway
Iron Maiden--Flight of Icarus

I hope that guy in the leather chaps is wearing rubber gloves when he mixes MY drink...

Jul 26 @ 1:17PM  
And here are my videos:
KISS - Tears Are Falling
Judas Priest - Heading Out to the Highway
Iron Maiden - Flight of Icarus

Jul 26 @ 2:19PM  
Thanks everyone for your patronage here at "Moderation."

Now Bruce, you know better than I that the Headbangers Ball ( and a lot of other rock shows )always started at midnight...

Mayyyybe I can present a few more weekend showcases to come....perhaps a timeline show or two....if anyone is interested....

I hope that guy in the leather chaps is wearing rubber gloves when he mixes MY drink...

Well...nobody asked about the Lady bartenders we have....*Looks around*
Oh...well...seemed it was all ladies last night....
Guess none of the Men wanted to drop in and have personal service by Olga and Ingra, the swedish twin set I acquired...former wrestlers, they are like satin and and ice....ecstacy and 38-22-36 and completely identical in every never know what you're gonna get...*Wicked Smile*
Place your bets and spin the wheel, gents....

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