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posted 7/25/2009 6:18:26 PM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

(With apologies to our Madame Prez for "Falling down on the job" ...Perhaps a little explanation is in order. )

***This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by Troll Killers, Inc. Ridding the world of trolls, one little bastard at a time. ***

Dear Trolls...

Your evil scheme to remove TKI Inc's Offices from the performance of their daily Troll eradicating duties by installing a Lightning Rod on the roof has failed, miserably.
I'm Alive...

All you succeeded in doing was to promote our installation of newer, faster technological components which will enable us to track you down and stomp you all that much more quickly.

Like This!!!

And in the interest of fairness (and cuz we WANT you to run, we enjoy RUNNING YOU DOWN ) Recent updates have been made to the "Steed" department, plus they will soon be upgraded to 103 cubic inches as well...
New Steeds
***Side Note: a skull emblen on a new steed will hereafter be considered a "kill." And as you can see, I have been VERY busy breaking in my personal prototype...*Wicked Laugh* ***

Our science department has also been very diligent in tracking and classifying your kind...
Latest Data

We have also successfully cloned and re-engineered some of you to infiltrate your ranks...
File Footage

So...beware trolls...we will look for you...we will find you...and we will stomp you...
We're watching you...

***Funding for TKI's PSA footage is sponsored by "Cooter Scooter" ***

Wash your cooter nice and clean
Cooter Scooter slaps dirt down mean


NOW WITH OPTIONAL PETERPUMPER ATTACHMENT!!!

bong
bong
bong...




***We now return you to your regularly scheduled Perviosity***

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Comments:

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flavorbuster

Jul 25 @ 6:30PM  
Interesting blog
Ewe_Wish

Jul 25 @ 6:39PM  
You're allowed to take time off.............just know that when you return you have twice the work a head of you.................


That must have been some birthday party tho.........
sugarnspice005

Jul 25 @ 7:14PM  
"The Steed" is awesome!!!!!!!!!
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 8:14PM  
Damn DK, it's been so long I think the rowels on my spurs have rusted! Good to get away tho, huh????
Looking4ever

Jul 25 @ 8:21PM  
theSkwirl

Jul 25 @ 8:32PM  
My Heeeero!
BlueEyes708

Jul 25 @ 9:46PM  
That's my Dark One we're all so proud of. And it was on heck of a Birthday, he got to party with his Harley friends. Even though he had to take me in the car instead of on the back of Bella.

A Kudo for you my love

Cootiesprayer

Jul 26 @ 1:02AM  
hey now no abbreviations of my name dang it chuckle...nice one Rod. :o)
Looking4ever

Jul 26 @ 1:54AM  
Even though he had to take me in the car instead of on the back of Bella.

I'm sure it was more important that he still had you to take with him than to take you on the back of the bike.

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