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  theSkwirl

After several months of signing in 'invisible', I had noticed a sharp drop off in the rude, crude, socially unacceptable emails I received on a given day. So, I decided to test my theory by signing in 'visible' for a few days. Yup, that was the problem.

In three days.. count em.. one.. two.. threee... I received 72 emails from men who wanted cyber, camsex, phonesex and thought that their shit did not stink.. even if they couldn't spell hello.

I even managed to receive the same email from one guy 3 times! Not even in a row.. holy sheep dip batman.. what are these people thinking?

Mmmkay well let's start with the basics.. it says in my profile that I'm in a relationship.. and that I'm not looking for anything at the moment.. so whatever I find would be gravy. I clearly state that I'm short and fat and funny lookin.. what part of that isn't clear? If you read my essay at all you know I'm clinically NUTZ.

So, my conclusion to this experiment is...1) losers don't read essays or indeed what a woman wants..they see a picture and just pop off an email in hopes that it's a numbers game.
2) If you are sick and tired of all the shit email you get on a regular basis.. sign in invisible for a while.. they will forget you exist.
3) The american school system sucketh mightily.. how the fuck come someone can't spell hello?

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Random Shit You Won't Hear Anywhere Else
A Social Experiment Gone pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
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Prezidenchul State of the Mess Address #8 (as if anyone was keeping track?)


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theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 5:20PM  
I kudo'd me and it felt nice! You should try it.
justpassinthru

Jul 24 @ 5:24PM  
Yes invisible does work until you forget to mark it..lol
Wordsofwit

Jul 24 @ 5:32PM  
What solution is there for people posting lame boring blogs? BTW, I get one spammer in my email about every three days.
theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 5:34PM  
Ya mean, other than telling me to shut the fuck up Sam? I dunno.

I'm gonna blog boring blogs anyway.. cuz.. umm.. yeah cuz.
shewolf53

Jul 24 @ 5:48PM  
I even changed my photo to one of my pet MALE Bettas and it did not help. Still getting lame e-mails from 18 year olds. At least I hope they are 18, could not prove it by the e-mails.
sundance64

Jul 24 @ 5:49PM  
I've been signing in invisible for...like...ever. Started out as a way to get someone's attention (it worked!) and then became a habit.

I still get emails...but not nearly as many. I don't bother to answer them...or even open them.
casuallylooking

Jul 24 @ 6:54PM  
I tried that same experiment. Especially late at night when it seems all the weirdos are out...
I'm invisible quite a bit of the time when I'm on anymore. Far less BS!

BTW, who am I supposed to kudo to make it feel good, me or you?
PinkToeNails

Jul 24 @ 6:54PM  
I kudo'd me and it felt nice! You should try it

A little self gratification never hurt anyone! LOL

People don't read! I probably get 100 unwanted emails a day, at least! I just hit the delete button... call me rude if you will but if they aren't reading, they aren't getting any of my time. I don't even reply to 3/4's of them!

It is our perogative!!

You aren't fat and funny looking!! Short maybe but all skwirls are small! And too cute!!
NaughtyBoy424

Jul 24 @ 7:01PM  
Hey Skwirlie, I understand and empathize with your frustration. Very often it seems the people who contact us are computer-controlled robots, doesn't it?
exposer007

Jul 24 @ 7:01PM  
Hmmmmm.... imagine the utter nerve of someone on a sex site actually soliciting various forms of sex from another member of the same.... SEX SITE!

Oh, the horror.
sugarnspice005

Jul 24 @ 7:03PM  
Sign in invisible? I'm going to have to try that out.

Sunshine79

Jul 24 @ 7:25PM  
hallo
theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 7:28PM  
Hmm, I don't mind being hit up for sex. I don't mind being hit up for whatever.. it's the behavior attached to the demands!
shewolf53

Jul 24 @ 7:48PM  
I just got one from an 19 year old wanting to be my slave. I was just thinking this could work out.

1. the yard needs mowing
2. the roof needs fixing
3. the bathroom needs painting
4. the outside of the house could use a coat of paint

He did not say what kind of slave
funnywhapper

Jul 24 @ 7:52PM  
with 64 million porn sites, and really more, its a different world entirely now skwirl.
sex is no longer for procreation but recreation. as i've said before.
you could give ten billion sermons on it, it'd go right in one ear and out the
other. these kids today, are faster than warp drive. i mean they are
travelling through time, all kinds of stuff, we just used to laugh about.
let the kids have fun. we'll have a pogo stick contest for them.
from tijuana to blaine, washington. they need to expend that sexual energy.
either that or have the nude-in for one billion people at death valley, ca
to celebrate global warming on august first. planning special events
for everyone is not ez. and they all want special events, yesterday.
and don't go gettin high and mighty. this planet is just a lil grain of sand in
the cosmos. how vital?? not.
PinkToeNails

Jul 24 @ 7:59PM  
I just LOVE the way shewolf thinks!!!

I should utilize one of these idiots huh?!?!?!

fortysixandtwo

Jul 24 @ 8:09PM  
In three days.. count em.. one.. two.. threee... I received 72 emails from men who wanted cyber, camsex, phonesex and thought that their shit did not stink.. even if they couldn't spell hello.
Skwirl's with mohawks are HOT!!!!!!
lintroller

Jul 24 @ 8:11PM  
That's amusing. I think a few of the savvy ones may check "last activity," since I don't hear from any of the crazies during my months-to-years-long sabbaticals away from AMD. I have to say, though, it's kind of cute that they all want me teach them English!
1bunny629

Jul 24 @ 8:12PM  
I am with Shewolf on this one...at this point I would be happy with a yard boy!...Oh, and Skwirl...I get the emails that say...wow...your so good lookin!...with no pic up? wtf?
somnium

Jul 24 @ 8:20PM  

1- Hmmm... well there's my problem right there... I've been signing in as 'transparent' for quite a while now- maybe if I sign in as 'opaque', I'll get some "wanna fuck" emails for a change!

2- You can't be that NUTZ- your blog makes too much sense!!! Plus, we're all NUTZ... you just less so!!!

3- I guess I better try to get next to another member- I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a 'vertically challenged' individual but, judging from your main Profile pic ya got goin'n there, you're just a 'wee' mite too short for me- maybe if you shaved a little, it might help? Sawwy!

See what happens after I read the first blog after a short siesta??

Have a greenie nut on me!!

Looking4ever

Jul 24 @ 8:22PM  
Hmmmmm.... imagine the utter nerve of someone on a sex site actually soliciting various forms of sex from another member of the same.... SEX SITE!

Oh, the horror.

It's those that treat that as an Internet whorehouse...they demand sexual satisfaction...and, by virtue of a woman being on his site, they expect compliance because of the mere fact that they want. And then have the nerve to be pissed because they don't get what they expect is their given right. To expect a certain amount of protocol is not unreasonable.


Hmmm, anyone else smell eu d'troll?
theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 8:49PM  
eau d'troll... hmm that reminds me. where the hell is DKW? Anyone seen him since his barfday bash? He's falling down on the job.

Methinks lil missy has some hairy balls and skidmarks in her panties huh?
ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 8:58PM  
Halo... wud u lak to ciber? I hav a wubcam... wunt to phon?

Allso, I sunt u a pec off me phutoshopt peness. It es tin...tun.... it es 10 unchis.

End y r'nt u onn enymor? I nev sea u onnline.
theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 9:06PM  
I love the ones who say.. Helo I'm ____________, send me your phone number so we can have fun.

I say .. umm yeah.. not yet.. I don't know who you are.

they say.. fuck you .. you fat ugly bitch.. no one would want you anyway or .. something less well spelled.. I find it hard to spell stuff that wrong on purpose.
ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 9:11PM  
That's amusing. I think a few of the savvy ones may check "last activity," since I don't hear from any of the crazies during my months-to-years-long sabbaticals away from AMD. I have to say, though, it's kind of cute that they all want me teach them English!

I began giving them lessons actually. I started with the basics that everyone should learn in a new language at first. I tought them all the most important bad words like "Fuck off!"

As a plus, I'm also learning some of their bad words as well...

I look forward to these intelligently written emails, as my foreign language not so well, and I have been looking for the love of my life with the kinda passion such as singing, dancing, and......yea... I get a kick out of all that BS.

theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 9:14PM  
Ynot used to string em along for weeks til they actually thought he was gonna fall for it.
PinkToeNails

Jul 24 @ 9:14PM  
I find it hard to spell stuff that wrong on purpose.


I hear ya!! It takes longer to spell that shit out in jibberish than it actually does to spell and type it out correctly!!!!

What is wrong with that picture?? I know a kid that does that shit deliberately!!!!

not my kid thank God!!

ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 9:17PM  
I find it hard to spell stuff that wrong on purpose.

I'm lysdexic. Sometimes it makes more sense when it's mispelled.

And for the people that think I'm making fun of dyslexic people, I really am dyslexic. So I'm allowed.

I'm so dyslexic, I once put my penis in backwards. Bitch still had the nerve to ask if it was in yet...
ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 9:20PM  
Ynot used to string em along for weeks til they actually thought he was gonna fall for it.

Where the hell did YNOT go? I noticed his profile was cancelled.

Ah... the memories of the good old days now come pouring in.
Cootiesprayer

Jul 24 @ 9:21PM  
Bitch still had the nerve to ask if it was in yet..
thanks dude i needed that laugh....rofl...Oh & there's your kudo madam pres. hey i too give my self "secret kudos" it's the new rush dontcha know....
theSkwirl

Jul 24 @ 9:25PM  
Quick! Everyone.. give yourself a little kudo.. it feels sooooo nice!
Looking4ever

Jul 24 @ 9:31PM  
Kudo? Shit, I knew I forgot something...
Ewe_Wish

Jul 24 @ 10:12PM  
Well at least they didn't write to you because you were the only woman wihin a hunddred miles of them................and then tell you that's why they wrote.......

And i would prefer to kudo you...............
alybai42

Jul 24 @ 10:24PM  
If you wanna have fun meet me at the other site..You know where
flavorbuster

Jul 24 @ 11:54PM  
The out of sight out of mind theory usually works but the only downfall to signing in as invisible is that once you make a comment on someone's blog you will be noticed by your spamming perverted stalkers.
casuallylooking

Jul 25 @ 4:17AM  
Hmmmmm.... imagine the utter nerve of someone on a sex site actually soliciting various forms of sex from another member of the same.... SEX SITE!

Oh, the horror.
Yeah, we know.......go figure.

Maybe you missed the point of the blog.
Blueyesprkln

Jul 25 @ 3:09PM  
Here's a kudo for you and one for me. Mmmmmm, hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 4:56PM  
I knows just whatcha mean my lil squirrelly girl! a few days ago I got this:

Hello dearie.........i really love that nick and the sexy pics....babie...i want you..i want to know you better dearie...Im (name removed to protect the ignorant).....Looking forward to hearing from my laquisha

to which I replied:

Wow (protected idiot's name removed), I know just what you mean! There's something about the sight of dried cow manure and horse shit clinging to my boot soles and my freshly sharpened spurs that just does something to the guys..............good thing I wear my boots around here as the shit gets pretty damn deep. But I wish you the best of luck in your search on here.

Now a normal or even slightly abnormal but somewhat intelligent man would have went back perhaps, looked at and possibly read my profile before replying to that little missive, but not my new admirer.........I got this as a reply:

Hello...How are you doing today....you message is fascinating...it only makes me to be more zealous to know you...maybe that makes you special....Looking forward to hearing back from you..BYE

Some days just gotta hit the block button.........
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 4:56PM  
p.s. I kudo'd you too..........it did feel nice!!!!
mrknowuwell

Jul 25 @ 6:48PM  
so u wanna fuck.....or just clean out my garage for a small fee???
Looking4ever

Jul 25 @ 8:40PM  
I wanted to share this lovely gem I found in my mailbox today:

hey baby
i would love to chat with you
i love anal sex.
would you like to tell me more about your fantesies.
I d love to see your pussy and ass.
i d love to see you playing with your butthole
i am waiting to hear from you

Yeah, believe it or not, I resisted.
Looking4ever

Jul 25 @ 10:31PM  
Man, this one SCREAMS that he's a spammer...

it is the greatest thing to me, knowing that such a pretty angel like you can be
found online,it really makes me feel relief and very happy after talking some
time to go through your profile, it really beats my imagination to see that an
angel like you still exist on this planent earth, because when i saw your pic
in your profile i was mad at a beauty,thereby developing intrest in you,pretty
,words will not be enouhg to explain how much beauty i found in you,but for the
way i can explain it, i will tell you that, your beauty is enough to make any
man go crazy, and must stop at nothing to make sure he get and hold on to you
which i have come for,i will want you for a good,caring,communication,committed
friendship and intimate relationship, marriage and others as it will be ok for
you.
My names are Jeffery James smith, i am a widower, a father of a 10years old
doughter that i have manage to raise her alone, her name is sonia, and i have been
lonly for some years now,but seeing your profil has almost made all that time
of lonliness a thing of the past, irrecrtive of the distance that may seem to
be in between us, because i dont belive in distance when it comes to having an
angel like you, i have alway prayed to have an angel like you which i know i
have found,if it will have to take me to relocating to where you are just to be
with you i will do it without a second thought, no regret because you are worth
paying any price for,do not be supprise that i can say this to a woman i have
not meet i am saying from what i feel and will really want to do, meeting you
makes it all for me. Plz send me your email adress that i will be able to send
you my picture of me, i was not able to upload one on my profil,to chat on the
messanger will be a
better way to chat and know each other better,i hope you agree to that, if yes
then add me to your chatt list, my chat id is (jeff4allcalls60),it is on yahoo.co .uk
or email me with (jeff4allcalls60/@/yahoo./co/. /uk/i will be so happy to talk to you
more, know that i will be looking forward to see you respond, Plz Angel, it
will Gladden my heart by giving me a
respond.. plz send me your email address so that i can send you my photo..
regards jeffery...
Cootiesprayer

Jul 25 @ 10:54PM  
2 hrs 11 mins ago
I wanted to share this lovely gem I found in my mailbox today:

hey baby
i would love to chat with you
i love anal sex.
would you like to tell me more about your fantesies.
I d love to see your pussy and ass.
i d love to see you playing with your butthole
i am waiting to hear from you

Yeah, believe it or not, I resisted.


very nice response..rofl.....
Ewe_Wish

Jul 25 @ 10:58PM  
it is the greatest thing to me, knowing that such a pretty angel like you can be
found online,it really makes me feel relief and very happy after talking some
time to go through your profile, it really beats my imagination to see that an
angel like you still exist on this planent earth, because when i saw your pic
in your profile i was mad at a beauty,thereby developing intrest in you,pretty
,words will not be enouhg to explain how much beauty i found in you,but for the
way i can explain it, i will tell you that, your beauty is enough to make any
man go crazy, and must stop at nothing to make sure he get and hold on to you
which i have come for,i will want you for a good,caring,communication,committed
friendship and intimate relationship, marriage and others as it will be ok for
you.

OMG Ladybootscooter got this same letter............now I am going to have to call her and tell her to quite packing..................poor girl................
ladybootscooter

Jul 25 @ 10:58PM  
OK L4E---------BACK off! He's all mine I tell ya! He wrote that to me as well and I for one would like to believe that he sincerely meant it that we would be happily wed!

So much so that I've decided to fight fire with fire.........this was my response:

Oh God has truly smiled on me this day of all days when I was to read your letter my love! I am happiest of all women that you choose me amongst them all. I looking so long to find my one truly love and I can tell by your beautiful smile and bright shining eyes that you are truly a love for me to be happiest of all for all my long life with you. I would wish to relocate to you and would be moving there tomorrow if only you would to marry me and make me the happiest of all womens here! You are so sexy to see and make my pulses to race just to see you. My heart is so joyfully filled with happinesses that you found me! I am so lucky if you will only to be mine and we will not let the distances between us to keep us from together. Please write me back here as soon as you read this my love so planning our future will be to make easier. I will happily to wait for your messages back to me!

I thought maybe if I wrote it in his native language he would be able to understand it better!
aftershox

Jul 25 @ 11:37PM  
LBS
You forgot to hint for cash so you can buy a plane ticket.
belle1010

Jul 26 @ 3:35AM  
Thanks for the laughs guys, I really needed that!

L4E, I just don't know how you resisted that email
Looking4ever

Jul 26 @ 4:02AM  
L4E, I just don't know how you resisted that email

I just had to be strong and say no. I knew I would end up not being his type and I couldn't stand the disappointment.



But, on the bright side, every so often you do get that email that leads to something pretty damned nice....
ladybootscooter

Jul 26 @ 10:27AM  
LBS
You forgot to hint for cash so you can buy a plane ticket
.

That'll be in my second response, can't scare him off too soon ya know!!!
casuallylooking

Jul 26 @ 6:13PM  
That'll be in my second response, can't scare him off too soon ya know!!!
Make sure you tell hm no goats or sheep---sorry Ewe---will be excepted.
theSkwirl

Jul 26 @ 6:15PM  
Boots, you spell too goodly to be speakin his languages. Don't forget to mention your mother who got her head stepped on by an elephant and umm that you are stuck in a hotel room in Nigeria til he pays the bill of only $399 american.

L4E... awww he sounded like a real creeper!
ladybootscooter

Jul 26 @ 8:30PM  
Aw hell my squirelly girly.....he read my response but he must have found another angel here to 'relocates to' cos he didn't bother to answer it! Damn and I didn't get to tell him about my poor injured mama
Cootiesprayer

Jul 26 @ 9:40PM  
Damn and I didn't get to tell him about my poor injured mama

Well, we will make sure to start a collection for her. "Do i hear $1.00? come on we have to help all those poor injured mama's out there you guys!!!" If you were gonna go talk to "him" you could have given us some warning you were gonna leave us for distances far far away...hmmph...at least when he sent it to me he was genuine
ladybootscooter

Jul 26 @ 11:00PM  
Ok, I just wanna know which one of you stole him away??? I mean he read my response promising my undying love and devotion what more could he possibly have wanted from an angel such as myself??? I gotten no answer, no offer of plane tickets, no ring.....nuthin!
ladybootscooter

Jul 26 @ 11:02PM  
Oh and just for shits and giggles I kudo'd you again, it still feels nice!
Looking4ever

Jul 27 @ 6:45AM  
Bootsie...here's a live one for you...I can give you the contact info...assuming you didn't get a duplicate email!

hello
how are you doing,my name is elijha am a single guy.baby i can just close my eyes when i read your profile:is like you are the answer to all my question.can you just tell me the secreat of your lovely body.and i will like to know more about you.am a christian anf i believe am the type of man you have been dreaming to have in your life am an easy goin person i hate lier.if you wish to knowmore about me here is my email address {email address removed} or {email address removed} you can also add me to your IM.

Run, do not walk, to email this guy! He wants to know the secreat of my lovely body but I bet he'd like to know yours too....

Wait! How'd he know he was the type of man I've dreamed about my whole life? The one that can't type, spell or construct a sentence? That was an easy one...all us women dream for just this very sort of men!
dmbchick420

Jul 27 @ 9:15AM  
Yep....I figured that out too a few months back. If I'm bored or don't care, I sign in visible. If I want to be left alone, I sign in invisible. Sometimes the emails are entertaining to me

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