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  Sunshine79

1. I like to think of it less as eye fucking and more like love at first sight.

2. It's really hard to get or give road head on a motorcycle.

3. On Maury, I've always wanted the joke to be on the kid: "You're NOT the father and YOU'RE not the mother! Send this thing to the orphanage."

4. Can a woman become double pregnant from a double penetration?

5. If you really want to save water, try not turning on the sink 2 minutes before you're done brushing you're teeth. It's impossible.

6. I think it's pretty much a given that midgets don't attend stand-up comedy shows, right? Or circuses really. That'd be a pretty tall order.

7. Next time somebody refuses to get on a ladder because it's too high, tell them it's ok, it just makes the ladder more focused.

8. When Jesus has to pray, does he just call his Dad's cell?

9. Ok, I understand you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but who actually wants to READ a WHOLE book to judge it?

10. New invention idea: An alert that tells you whenever a girl/guy you went to high school with is in a porno.

11. Years later, in the history books, kids won't understand why OxiClean products needed shouting, unless they just weren't very effective.

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somnium

Jul 23 @ 7:38PM  
1. I like to think of it less as eye fucking and more like love at first sight.
I like eye fucking better- isn't that what we all do when we see someone we'd like to fuck right there??


10. New invention idea: An alert that tells you whenever a girl/guy you went to high school with is in a porno.
I'd love to see some chicks I've known in high school, in a porno!

PinkToeNails

Jul 23 @ 7:53PM  
Eye fucking...... hmmmmmmmm!

I like that one! I think I'll eye fuck the next good looking man I see!!!! They have been everywhere lately too!!

flavorbuster

Jul 23 @ 7:56PM  
4. Can a woman become double pregnant from a double penetration?
I can't imagine a woman giving birth from her ass because being constipated & releasing that big fellow hurts bad enough & to think about a baby I sure would hate to be called an ass baby for the rest of my life. ... Unless you was talking about getting double donged in the vagina
sugarnspice005

Jul 23 @ 8:03PM  
11. Years later, in the history books, kids won't understand why OxiClean products needed shouting, unless they just weren't very effective.

Cootiesprayer

Jul 23 @ 8:31PM  
New invention idea: An alert that tells you whenever a girl/guy you went to high school with is in a porno.
...hey you get the patent, i will help you look..I had some major hotties in my year yum!!! rofl...thanks sunshine.
shewolf53

Jul 23 @ 9:50PM  
If I see someone from my high school class in a porno I hope it was made right after high school. Not too sure I would want to see what some of them look like naked now

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