1. I like to think of it less as eye fucking and more like love at first sight.
2. It's really hard to get or give road head on a motorcycle.
3. On Maury, I've always wanted the joke to be on the kid: "You're NOT the father and YOU'RE not the mother! Send this thing to the orphanage."
4. Can a woman become double pregnant from a double penetration?
5. If you really want to save water, try not turning on the sink 2 minutes before you're done brushing you're teeth. It's impossible.
6. I think it's pretty much a given that midgets don't attend stand-up comedy shows, right? Or circuses really. That'd be a pretty tall order.
7. Next time somebody refuses to get on a ladder because it's too high, tell them it's ok, it just makes the ladder more focused.
8. When Jesus has to pray, does he just call his Dad's cell?
9. Ok, I understand you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but who actually wants to READ a WHOLE book to judge it?
10. New invention idea: An alert that tells you whenever a girl/guy you went to high school with is in a porno.
11. Years later, in the history books, kids won't understand why OxiClean products needed shouting, unless they just weren't very effective.
........... ......... .......... .......... ............. .......
Anybody wanna fuck?
Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)
read more blogs!