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[Cosmopolitan, October 1996]


THE LONG AND THE SHORT:

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

HOTDOG HELPERS:

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.

DOUBLE TROUBLE:

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

SO LONG THE NIGHT:

Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an avaerage of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

FAST LANE:

The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

COITUS SEMI-INTERRUPTUS:

A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.

LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES:

At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.

NOBLESSE OBLIGE:

England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.

It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.

In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen were permitted to display their genitals below a short tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.

MISSIONARIES TAKE NOTE:

Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse, it would take the typical American couple more than four years to try every one of the 529 positions described in the Kama Sutra.

GALLIC WAY OF DEATH:

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.

JUST SAY HOWDY:

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

BONBON MOTS:

"There may be some things that are better than sex, and their may be some things that are worse. But there is nothing exactly like it."
--W.C. Fields

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Sunshine79

Jul 23 @ 6:59PM  
THE LONG AND THE SHORT:

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

It's TRUE!!! I've seen it!!
Sunshine79

Jul 23 @ 7:03PM  
Oh.....I've seen the smaller one....lol

GALLIC WAY OF DEATH:

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man's member.

Can we say Bobbit??
flavorbuster

Jul 23 @ 8:13PM  
DOUBLE TROUBLE:

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed
This might interest some of the ladies
FAST LANE:

The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
I need one to find out my speed when the wind blows
ksk72

Jul 23 @ 9:02PM  
RevDocLove

Jul 23 @ 9:11PM  
let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
Also braid their armpits in Poland
shewolf53

Jul 24 @ 2:40AM  
[QUOTE] Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an avaerage of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.


I am packing my bags and know where I want to take a vacation.
ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 3:01AM  
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

Imagine those two standing next to each other...

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long.

Hmmm.... Might take a bit before I can knot mine up... maybe I'll go for the cloth. Not sure I want to scare them with 17 inches though...
ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 3:04AM  
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

How do they great women though?
ShadowMale

Jul 24 @ 3:05AM  
Oh.....I've seen the smaller one....lol

Hey... I told you not to tell Sunshine...

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