Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out:
"Fuck off and go home you freeloading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-fucking, smelly rag head bastards with you."
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earthquake501

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Jul 22 @ 3:26PM
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very good
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Looking4ever

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Jul 22 @ 3:54PM
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Wow. You figured that out all by yourself? You are an amazing pussy.
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ksk72

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Jul 22 @ 4:04PM
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Good Kitty
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max49

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Jul 22 @ 4:13PM
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Amen!!!
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Lisa46

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Jul 22 @ 4:26PM
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here kitty kitty
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theSkwirl

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Jul 22 @ 5:03PM
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So.. Thomas.. I was taking my dogs potty.. remember I live in the upstairs apartment.. anyway.. I wasn't wearing anything but a t-shirt.. some asshole walks under the stairs and shouts.. "I can see your pussy!" Where were you hiding you lil bastard???
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sugarnspice005

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Jul 22 @ 5:12PM
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Interesting.
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casuallylooking

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Jul 22 @ 6:01PM
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And some people say cats are dumb.....
Remind me to never play Scrabble with you, Thomas.....
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lintroller

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Jul 22 @ 6:19PM
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Sorry, pal, but if no one else will call you out, then I will: That joke, while I'm certain it was not made with any malicious intent, was patently offensive. Way too many tired stereotypes. No one disputes that illegal immigration is imposing a strain on our country's resources, especially healthcare--believe me, I know firsthand how much of a headache it is--but that really has nothing to do with race, ethnicity, religion, terrorism, or any other group-ism. It's purely economic, and it's the sad consequence of influx into our country from circumstances infinitely more hardscrabble than we can imagine. As with any population (including our own), many of our immigrants are normal goodhearted people, and some are jackasses. We might well need sweeping policy change to address how they're handled, but we definitely don't need to damn them with undeserved, hurtful labels in the process.
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PinkToeNails

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Jul 22 @ 7:05PM
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Ha!! I thought that was pretty fucking funny! good one cat!!!
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RevDocLove

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Jul 22 @ 7:59PM
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Is this yours Skwirl???
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar.
The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to how women cannot take enough pain to get a tattoo.
After listening to the guys gloat for a little bit longer, the woman states, "Well, I have a tattoo, too!"
The men all look surprised.
The woman continues, "I have a tattoo of a cute little grey mouse in a rather private place. Do you want to see my tattoo?"
The guys are getting excited as the crowd starts gathering around the woman..
Without much ado, the woman stands up, undoes her pants and drops them. She then looks down, looks kind of confused, and gives the men a wimpish smile.
One of the men asks, "What's wrong, sweet lady?"
The woman, with a big smile on her face, answers, "Oh, nothing, I can't show you my little mouse tattoo after all.
My pussy must have eaten it."
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theSkwirl

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Jul 22 @ 9:28PM
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Naw.. mine don't eat mice...
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Ewe_Wish

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Jul 23 @ 3:57AM
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You're absolutely the funniest cat I have ever seen.............
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ThomasDaCat

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Jul 23 @ 10:59AM
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many of our immigrants are normal goodhearted people, and some are jackasses Since I wasn't talking about regular, LEGAL immigrants, I'm sorry to say that I will stick with my original comment on here.
I have no problem, whatsoever, with legal immigration, in fact, those who know who I truly am are aware that I am trying to legally immigrate to another country and am unable to because of restrictions on getting my passport.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS need to GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Ewe_Wish

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Jul 23 @ 4:13PM
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I am trying to legally immigrate to another country and am unable to because of restrictions on getting my passport. Thomas.................You are going to England with PrincessKissy...........how wonderful................you will be missed here..........remember to pack extra cans of cat food for the trip.........and remember she will search her makeup bag before she goes..............but you should be safe hiding in the bigger suit cases........
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