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posted 7/20/2009 4:07:39 AM |
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And I just had 2 share! Besides, I could think of a few of U who would probably get a kick out of it. U know who U are. There's no need 2 name names...Meg. Anyhay...enjoy!

A man calls home to his wife and says, 'Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend. And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the offic e and I will swing by the house to pick up my things. "Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the answer.

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."

Never, never, ever, ever try to outsmart a woman!!!

Keeping U posted


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Jul 20 @ 4:49AM  

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Jul 20 @ 9:33AM  
One of my favorite says is: I want to be the kind of woman when Satan hears me get out of bed in the morning, he says, "Oh, Crap! She's up!"

I think this goes along with the joke and how most husbands should feel when their wives greet the day. Surely they know by now it isn't easy to put anything over on a woman!

Jul 20 @ 9:59AM  

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Jul 20 @ 2:08PM  
good one

Jul 20 @ 4:44PM  

Jul 20 @ 8:06PM  
Oh, Fuck!!!!!


Jul 20 @ 8:25PM  

Wife of a friend of my brothers put his underwear in his gun case for a hunting trip .. it went about like that joke .. with a divorce a lil while later.

Jul 20 @ 10:50PM  
That's awesome! It's so great to have you back, DS.

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