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THE TOP 300 REASONS 2 COME BACK 2 AMD

posted 7/18/2009 6:54:35 PM |
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  DickSlippery

Are U fucking kidding me? Even if I could count that high, there is no way I have the mental discipline it would take 2 come up with that list! The one I did 4 my 200th blog was like ten freaking pages long, man! I am NOT trying 2 do that 2 myself again...EVER! Not a chance...no fucking way! I just called it that because it really is my 300th blog. Honestly...it is. I wouldn't shit U on this. Go look it up if U don't believe me. I don't give a shit. Fine then...do it! Whatever...

I'm really only here 4 one reason and one reason alone. That's 2 irritate and offend as many people as humanly possible. If I can do it with a minimal amount of effort on my part then thats a BONUS!. I know some of U will be looking 2 assign blame 4 my return and might try 2 place that burden on the beautiful TastyCupcake, since it was her idea originally. But its not her fault, really. It wasn't her that made me decide 2 come back. Nor was it any of the folks who commented on her blog saying nice things about me (much love out 2 funnywhapper, Sunshine79 (AKA Mrs. Parker...thats my girl right there, yo!), looking4ever, onehornytoad69 and zaralyon. U guys rock!). Nope...get this. What actually motivated me 2 sit down and pick up my pen was DarkKnightWalking saying my writing gives him a headache. How fucking sick and disturbed is that? WTF is wrong with me? Anyway, if somebody must be at fault, at least now U know where 2 send those angry e-mails.

So, I guess we're going 2 give this another try, fellow Whigs and Whigettes! I can't promise 2 be as prolific as I once was, but most of U probably view that as a good thing. I will, however, make a concerted effort 2 at least show up. U know...once in a while. If Im not busy. Cause I got shit going on, man...U know how it is. I mean...thats the least I can do, right?. No...actually the least I can do is nothing at all, but I have been doing that 4 some time now, and quite frankly it is beginning 2 bore me. But short of doing nothing at all? Yeah...showing up is about the least I can do.

Besides, if Im not blogging here, just how am I supposed 2 talk chicks N2 sending me their naked pictures? Lord knows that using my natural charm doesn't help me 4 shit.

Keeping U posted

DS

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Looking4ever

Jul 18 @ 7:00PM  
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Dick is back! Yes! All must be right in the world!!! Okay, in my little AMD world, alright? Sometimes I am easily satisfied.
Ewe_Wish

Jul 18 @ 7:06PM  
Welcome Back DS!!!
Wordsofwit

Jul 18 @ 7:27PM  
That is interesting and more than I can say for the bulk of the recent blogs.
zaralyon

Jul 18 @ 7:29PM  
Well damn welcome back Dick.
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 18 @ 7:30PM  
What actually motivated me 2 sit down and pick up my pen was DarkKnightWalking


I win...



fades into the shadows with a wicked laugh*
onehornytoad69

Jul 18 @ 7:32PM  
Welcome back DS!!!
Sunshine79

Jul 18 @ 7:50PM  
Sunshine79 (AKA Mrs. Parker...thats my girl right there, yo!),


Yuppers, thats me!!

Im so fuckin' excited your back, so excited....I wet my panties.....
Blueyesprkln

Jul 18 @ 8:58PM  
Welcome back Dick, I was just wondering the other day what happened to you. Thank Shewolf for that. It was her blog about who we missed from the past that got me thinking on you.
PinkToeNails

Jul 18 @ 9:22PM  
reason number 301.........


alll the hot chicks here!! ...........................

Welcome back!!
ThomasDaCat

Jul 18 @ 9:29PM  
Don't let PrincessKissy know you didn't mention her in a blog, she will take your ASS OUT!!
Lisa46

Jul 18 @ 9:47PM  
that is okay he didn't mention me either so ummm hey DS wanna fuck?
DickSlippery

Jul 18 @ 10:23PM  


Lisa, U fucking tease! Don't tell the others, but I think I love U.

DS
TastyCupcake

Jul 18 @ 11:23PM  
Yea!!!!!!!
belle1010

Jul 19 @ 12:46AM  
Damn I missed you!!!! I might just have to log on here more often if I know you're blogging again.

Ya didn't mention me either, no more nekkid boobie pics for you!
theSkwirl

Jul 20 @ 6:40PM  
I want Dick. That's all I gotta say about dat.
mrknowuwell

Jul 20 @ 7:19PM  
the collective IQ of AMD just went down 30 points..........and thats a good thing

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