THE TOP 300 REASONS 2 COME BACK 2 AMD posted 7/18/2009 6:54:35 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: whig

DickSlippery

Are U fucking kidding me? Even if I could count that high, there is no way I have the mental discipline it would take 2 come up with that list! The one I did 4 my 200th blog was like ten freaking pages long, man! I am NOT trying 2 do that 2 myself again...EVER! Not a chance...no fucking way! I just called it that because it really is my 300th blog. Honestly...it is. I wouldn't shit U on this. Go look it up if U don't believe me. I don't give a shit. Fine then...do it! Whatever...

I'm really only here 4 one reason and one reason alone. That's 2 irritate and offend as many people as humanly possible. If I can do it with a minimal amount of effort on my part then thats a BONUS!. I know some of U will be looking 2 assign blame 4 my return and might try 2 place that burden on the beautiful TastyCupcake, since it was her idea originally. But its not her fault, really. It wasn't her that made me decide 2 come back. Nor was it any of the folks who commented on her blog saying nice things about me (much love out 2 funnywhapper, Sunshine79 (AKA Mrs. Parker...thats my girl right there, yo!), looking4ever, onehornytoad69 and zaralyon. U guys rock!). Nope...get this. What actually motivated me 2 sit down and pick up my pen was DarkKnightWalking saying my writing gives him a headache. How fucking sick and disturbed is that? WTF is wrong with me? Anyway, if somebody must be at fault, at least now U know where 2 send those angry e-mails.

So, I guess we're going 2 give this another try, fellow Whigs and Whigettes! I can't promise 2 be as prolific as I once was, but most of U probably view that as a good thing. I will, however, make a concerted effort 2 at least show up. U know...once in a while. If Im not busy. Cause I got shit going on, man...U know how it is. I mean...thats the least I can do, right?. No...actually the least I can do is nothing at all, but I have been doing that 4 some time now, and quite frankly it is beginning 2 bore me. But short of doing nothing at all? Yeah...showing up is about the least I can do.

Besides, if Im not blogging here, just how am I supposed 2 talk chicks N2 sending me their naked pictures? Lord knows that using my natural charm doesn't help me 4 shit.

Keeping U posted

DS

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