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posted 7/18/2009 6:42:46 PM |
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  Lisa46

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

I LOVE THIS ONE...........
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!"

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN


If this is a repeat sorry I thought it was cute

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1bunny629

Jul 18 @ 7:04PM  
That's cute!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 18 @ 7:07PM  
Are you trying to kiss up to CasuallyLooking?

cute joke.
onehornytoad69

Jul 18 @ 7:28PM  
PinkToeNails

Jul 18 @ 7:51PM  


That one didn't get away from her!!
somnium

Jul 18 @ 7:54PM  
I like that one- cute!

RevDocLove

Jul 18 @ 8:01PM  
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 18 @ 8:11PM  


Greenie.
Sunshine79

Jul 18 @ 8:25PM  
That was adorable, Greenie!
casuallylooking

Jul 18 @ 11:03PM  
Not the first time a blonde has gotten even..........OR the last, Ewe!
casuallylooking

Jul 18 @ 11:04PM  
sneaks back in and leaves a kudo.......
Cootiesprayer

Jul 22 @ 12:54PM  
good one lisa. :o)

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