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posted 7/18/2009 11:42:15 AM |
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  theSkwirl

Prolly old and stale.. but guess who cares???

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly,
God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded..

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the
power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power
went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work..

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come
he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

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BlueEyes708

Jul 18 @ 11:49AM  
Groooooooooon

I paid my taxes or Prez, don't want DWK beating me.

Well maybe..........................


Blessings

499BLU

Jul 18 @ 11:52AM  
funny joke:)
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 18 @ 11:59AM  
I tell this one often...


Funny every time.


Pay your taxes....
surv6969

Jul 18 @ 12:01PM  
Cootiesprayer

Jul 18 @ 12:01PM  
I haven't heard this one. Good one my squirrely friend. Here is your kudo madam president.
onehornytoad69

Jul 18 @ 1:20PM  
Good one!!!!!
Lisa46

Jul 18 @ 1:26PM  
I haven't heard it before so I will pay my taxes
RevDocLove

Jul 18 @ 1:37PM  
Can I hear an AMEN????
somnium

Jul 18 @ 2:16PM  

Well... THAT certainly puts a whole new slant on JESUS SAVES!!

Good one!

1bunny629

Jul 18 @ 7:08PM  
Very Cute!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 18 @ 7:21PM  
Might be an old one but its funny...............
PinkToeNails

Jul 18 @ 7:28PM  
*paying the taxes on my way thru*



Good one Prez!
sugarnspice005

Jul 18 @ 10:42PM  
Good one.

Here's my taxes.

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