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  Sunshine79

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Imagine getting one of these cards..........lol



You should have hired a hearse for the wedding
Instead of the carriage and horse
Never mind, you've gots lots to look forward to
Now you've got your divorce
Congratulations





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You were (7) years a-courting
Then marriage took it's course
It didn't work, so here's wishing you
A long and happy divorce





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You appeared so very happy
The day you made that vow
But I have noted one thing
You seem much happier now.
For better or for worse,
You had the worse ..of course
So this is just to wish for you
A jubilant divorce





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I was there in the crowd,
When you were a bride,
With the man o' your dreams,
Stood by your side..
Well ..those dreams turned to nightmares
And your life turned to shit,
So here's my best wishes
For a Good Legal Split!





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That day you said ''I Do''
You made a big mistake!
But that has now been rectified,
You've ditched the lying fake.
So.....we'll have a jolly 'knees -up'
With lots of booze.....of course
We'll celebrate your freedom
And your 'just granted' divorce!.





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Divorce..but with a new partner


Heartiest best wishes
On the divorce coming through
It's the End of an Error
And the start of something new


Above the horizon
In days ahead, the sky looks blue
Onwards and upwards
All the best to the both of you





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The decree nisi
Was very nice, aye
But with the absolute decree
You're absolutely free
Enjoy





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Here's us hoping avidly
Your divorce proceeds trouble-free
And very soon you will be
As free as free can be





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dmbchick420

Jul 16 @ 12:52PM  
I can relate to these cards!
onehornytoad69

Jul 16 @ 12:55PM  
Cute!!!
surv6969

Jul 16 @ 12:58PM  

I should send this one to my cousins
That day you said ''I Do''
You made a big mistake!
But that has now been rectified,
You've ditched the lying fake.
So.....we'll have a jolly 'knees -up'
With lots of booze.....of course
We'll celebrate your freedom
And your 'just granted' divorce!.
She has been wanting to divorce her lying cheatin husband but cannot get up the nerve to be on her own. Maybe if I sent her that one it would encourage her.
somnium

Jul 16 @ 1:07PM  
I can relate to these cards!

So can I... twice!

fortysixandtwo

Jul 16 @ 1:13PM  
good ones .....absolutely
max49

Jul 16 @ 1:15PM  
Yeah I wanna fuck.
sugarnspice005

Jul 16 @ 1:23PM  
You were (7) years a-courting
Then marriage took it's course
It didn't work, so here's wishing you
A long and happy divorce

Where was this card when my friend went through her divorce a few years ago? She would have loved it!


btw.....she is very much enjoying being single.

RevDocLove

Jul 16 @ 4:04PM  
Where did you ever find the copies of the all the cards I got???
shewolf53

Jul 16 @ 4:11PM  
Too bad I can relate to that more than once too. Live and learn I guess.
ksk72

Jul 16 @ 4:36PM  
Someone should make those
NightOfOld

Jul 16 @ 8:59PM  

The Divorce

I once had a husband,
We were wed 20 years.
Then came divorce,
Heartache and tears.

He hung out at bars
With his buddies for fun.
But he wanted custody
Of our only son.

The boy was thirteen,
When he had to choose,
Which parent to live with,
And which one he'd lose.

He said, 'Dad, I love you,
But mom needs me more'.
There were tears in his eyes,
As he walked out the door.

The years went by quickly.
Then he said, 'Mom, I'm gay'.
I gave him a hug,
And I said, 'That's OK'.

But his father spoke words
As sharp as a knife.
'You're no longer my son,'
Get out of my life.'

Many years have passed,
I am now old and gray.
My son is still with me;
He's a comfort each day.

This story is true,
I wish I could change it.
But life isn't fair,
And I can't rearrange it.

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