Okay...I like this joke better than the other one I posted, so I pulled the blonde joke....
Tony gets home late one night and his girlfriend, Priscilla says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Tony replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo. 'A tattoo?' she frowned.
'What kind of tattoo did you Get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, Shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.'
' Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.'
'Three, I like how money feels in my hand.'
' And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Tony is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
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