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posted 7/16/2009 12:13:32 PM |
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  dmbchick420

Okay...I like this joke better than the other one I posted, so I pulled the blonde joke....

Tony gets home late one night and his girlfriend, Priscilla says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Tony replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo. 'A tattoo?' she frowned.
'What kind of tattoo did you Get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, Shaking her head in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.'
' Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.'
'Three, I like how money feels in my hand.'
' And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Tony is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.

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Sunshine79

Jul 16 @ 12:17PM  
Oh, fuck......LMAO!!!!!


That's hilarious, blow a hundred bucks right here, lol
sugarnspice005

Jul 16 @ 12:23PM  
Damn!!!!
He going to make a full recovery?

surv6969

Jul 16 @ 12:27PM  
OH shit.............
max49

Jul 16 @ 12:29PM  
Sounds like he may need some Dixafix.
surv6969

Jul 16 @ 12:31PM  

I'm still LMAO
onehornytoad69

Jul 16 @ 12:54PM  
somnium

Jul 16 @ 1:00PM  
I like that one

fortysixandtwo

Jul 16 @ 1:15PM  
OMG girl that was funny you been dabbling in that bag haven't you
RevDocLove

Jul 16 @ 4:05PM  
flavorbuster

Jul 17 @ 8:41AM  
good one ... funny punch lines ...

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