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AMAZING SIMPLE

HOME REMEDIES



THESE

REALLY WORK!!




1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN

SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE

YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT

LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.




3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY

CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON

YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.




4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM

CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU

HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.




5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE

OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.




6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND

DUCT TAPE.

IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD,

USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.




7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE

GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.




DAILY THOUGHT:



SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD

FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE

STAIRS.



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max49

Jul 14 @ 8:02AM  
Dione

Jul 14 @ 8:27AM  
YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
This is my favorite... and I always have these on hand,
surv6969

Jul 14 @ 8:29AM  
I'll have to use some of those.
flavorbuster

Jul 14 @ 10:18AM  
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE

OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
RevDocLove

Jul 14 @ 10:21AM  
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE

OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

Oh Shit!!!! That was funny
dmbchick420

Jul 14 @ 10:33AM  
Those are funny
wstang69

Jul 14 @ 11:43AM  
I will have to remember the toilet seat one!
ksk72

Jul 14 @ 5:58PM  
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD

FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE

STAIRS.


Tried an proven just ask my younger brother
Ewe_Wish

Jul 14 @ 6:20PM  
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT

LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

Just make sure you take the dishes out of it first............

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