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posted 7/12/2009 10:35:19 PM |
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  zaralyon

This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!


A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,


'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'


which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' ! ;


In a huff, the woman says,



'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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Sunshine79

Jul 12 @ 10:37PM  
max49

Jul 12 @ 10:52PM  
wstang69

Jul 12 @ 10:53PM  
OMG! That was funny!!
fortysixandtwo

Jul 12 @ 11:20PM  
good one
Blueyesprkln

Jul 12 @ 11:42PM  
Damn I didn't know you were there watching when I pitched my little hissy fit. Sorry. But I did get my money back didn't I?
zaralyon

Jul 13 @ 12:03AM  
[QUOTE]Damn I didn't know you were there watching when I pitched my little hissy fit. Sorry. But I did get my money back didn't I?[QUOTE]

Blueeyes that was one awsome hissy fit. Of course I had to tell about it! I can hardly wait to see what you pull next time.
Ewe_Wish

Jul 13 @ 12:39AM  
That was great...............and yep I knew right from the beginning it was blueyesprkln............
Blueyesprkln

Jul 13 @ 1:43AM  
Awwwww, girls you can just call me Blue, or sparkln, just so you call me. If you know me well you can call me Dana.
mrmagicwand

Jul 13 @ 1:47AM  
You "old-timer" movie buffs will remember a similar scene from the movie "Dog Day Afternoon" in the 1970's, starring Al Pacino. Good movie based on a true story.

He and his partner have flubbed a bank robbery attempt and are now holed up in the bank holding about a dozen hostages, while the bank is surrounded by cops, marksman, the SWAT team, you name it, they got them.

Pacino comes out of the bank occasionally to make demands to the police captain and one time, Pacino thought he really got the short end of the straw.(Note:dialog not from actual script, but close enough for effect)

Pacino:"Kiss Me"

Captain:"I'm not going to kiss you. What are you talking about there?"

Pacino:"Kiss Me"

Captain: "C'mon you're talking crazy now. No one is going to kiss you. Why are saying that?"

Pacino; "Kiss me. Because I like to be kissed while I'm being fucked!"
flavorbuster

Jul 13 @ 3:27AM  
LOL .... ....
1bunny629

Jul 13 @ 5:14AM  
RevDocLove

Jul 13 @ 6:40AM  
Now that was fuckin' hilarious..
onehornytoad69

Jul 13 @ 7:12AM  
dmbchick420

Jul 13 @ 8:45AM  
somnium

Jul 13 @ 9:00AM  
I like that one!

surv6969

Jul 13 @ 1:07PM  

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