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Men!!! posted 7/8/2009 1:11:59 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, men, joke   dmbchick420 I don't know if this is a repost or not.....don't care either way, so to the "repost police", you can kiss my arse if you don't like it Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. -------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.. --------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ------------------------------------------ Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. ------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' .....but wait....there are more..... (I know you must be waiting with bated breath).... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' And they say blondes are dumb.... ---------------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........ ---------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today, 'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ------------------------------------------- Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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surv6969	Jul 8 @ 1:18PM
	you can kiss my arse if you don't like it I am sure I would like your arse so bend over
Ewe_Wish	Jul 8 @ 1:29PM
	.don't care either way, so to the "repost police" Repost police.............thats a new one.................... Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. My Favorite one............ and how do you get to a man's heart...........straight thru his chest with a very sharp knife.............. Well if they are repeats...........I missed them..............so thanks for posting them..............
Wordsofwit	Jul 8 @ 1:38PM
	Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: Gay
max49	Jul 8 @ 1:44PM
	snort
theSkwirl	Jul 8 @ 1:44PM
	The quickest way to a man's heart is thru the sternum with a bullet.
dmbchick420	Jul 8 @ 1:47PM
	Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: Gay LMAO
Lisa46	Jul 8 @ 2:15PM
	Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.. MINE!!!
Cootiesprayer	Jul 8 @ 2:51PM
	'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' actually, my ex will put towels in with clothes then wonder why they are all covered in little fuzzy bits ( wish i was making this up rofl.)...
onehornytoad69	Jul 8 @ 3:03PM
flavorbuster	Jul 8 @ 3:17PM
	Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. I could see this if they were only breast fed Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe. Damn aint that a bitch Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: Gay I'll give that five laughing dudes because there are no stars. Not Siskel or Ebert so fuck a up...
lunanegra	Jul 8 @ 3:47PM
	Green cookie and a glass of milk for the laugh today.
fortysixandtwo	Jul 8 @ 4:08PM
	He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! ' Must be a graduate of "Second Place U"
RevDocLove	Jul 8 @ 4:42PM
	Funnier than hell
StraddleMyNose	Jul 8 @ 5:46PM
	You're bad! So bad that you and Megan need to go to my bedroom!
Sunshine79	Jul 8 @ 6:10PM
	That made me smile, thanks!
LilGriz	Jul 8 @ 7:08PM
	Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine? Hey, at least he asked.... I suppose thats why CL put a note on my washer last time she was here saying those clothes dont get washed together.