Q: Why do little boys whine? I could see this if they were only breast fed
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? Damn aint that a bitch
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? I'll give that five laughing dudes because there are no stars. Not Siskel or Ebert so fuck a up...