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  dmbchick420

I don't know if this is a repost or not.....don't care either way, so to the "repost police", you can kiss my arse if you don't like it

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'






.....but wait....there are more..... (I know you must be waiting with bated breath)....









One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied.

'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today, 'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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surv6969

Jul 8 @ 1:18PM  

you can kiss my arse if you don't like it
I am sure I would like your arse so bend over
Ewe_Wish

Jul 8 @ 1:29PM  
.don't care either way, so to the "repost police"
Repost police.............thats a new one....................

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

My Favorite one............

and how do you get to a man's heart...........straight thru his chest with a very sharp knife..............

Well if they are repeats...........I missed them..............so thanks for posting them..............
Wordsofwit

Jul 8 @ 1:38PM  
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: Gay
max49

Jul 8 @ 1:44PM  
snort
theSkwirl

Jul 8 @ 1:44PM  
The quickest way to a man's heart is thru the sternum with a bullet.
dmbchick420

Jul 8 @ 1:47PM  
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: Gay

LMAO
Lisa46

Jul 8 @ 2:15PM  
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..


MINE!!!
Cootiesprayer

Jul 8 @ 2:51PM  
'It depends,' I replied.

'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

actually, my ex will put towels in with clothes then wonder why they are all covered in little fuzzy bits ( wish i was making this up rofl.)...
onehornytoad69

Jul 8 @ 3:03PM  
flavorbuster

Jul 8 @ 3:17PM  
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
I could see this if they were only breast fed
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
Damn aint that a bitch
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: Gay
I'll give that five laughing dudes because there are no stars. Not Siskel or Ebert so fuck a up...
lunanegra

Jul 8 @ 3:47PM  
Green cookie and a glass of milk for the laugh today.
fortysixandtwo

Jul 8 @ 4:08PM  
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

Must be a graduate of "Second Place U"
RevDocLove

Jul 8 @ 4:42PM  
Funnier than hell
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Jul 8 @ 5:46PM  
You're bad! So bad that you and Megan need to go to my bedroom!
Sunshine79

Jul 8 @ 6:10PM  
That made me smile, thanks!
LilGriz

Jul 8 @ 7:08PM  
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?

Hey, at least he asked....
I suppose thats why CL put a note on my washer last time she was here saying those clothes dont get washed together.

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