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Thisis my excuse, too!

posted 7/5/2009 4:11:29 PM |

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tagged: funny, humor, joke

cottoncandydragon

An applicant was filling out a job application.

When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered
in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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PinkToeNails

Jul 5 @ 4:41PM

How funny!!!

onehornytoad69

Jul 5 @ 4:58PM

Sunshine79

Jul 5 @ 5:24PM

LMAO, loved it!

wstang69

Jul 5 @ 5:37PM

I have never been arrested either

Good joke, though

Ewe_Wish

Jul 5 @ 6:14PM

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
That's the same thing I tell the Highway Patrol when they ask me if I ever have had a speeding ticket.......

somnium

Jul 5 @ 6:14PM

Hmmm... wonder what he said when he got to: Sex M/F?

1bunny629

Jul 5 @ 8:12PM

That's funny! Probably true for more than a few?!

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