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posted 7/4/2009 1:35:11 PM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

*Yes Bruce, it's probably old. Maybe even been posted before. But first I have read it, and it's DAMN funny.... *



Biker Bob stops by the local MC Shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so Biker Bob said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home Biker Bob stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Bob stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store Biker Bob now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While Biker Bob is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
Biker Bob said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," Bob said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way Biker Bob says, "Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
Biker Bob said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."

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Cootiesprayer

Jul 4 @ 1:38PM  
Wordsofwit

Jul 4 @ 1:41PM  
I hadn't heard it before.
featherone

Jul 4 @ 1:49PM  
that was funny!
RevDocLove

Jul 4 @ 1:50PM  
I saw it many years ago in a slightly different configuration,
but it's still a great joke!
somnium

Jul 4 @ 1:55PM  
That was funny- smart old lady too!

DarkKnightWalking

Jul 4 @ 2:02PM  
I hadn't heard it before.

What, no greenie?

In case ya didn't know...I just razz you. And actually work pretty hard finding the rare ones.
Cootiesprayer

Jul 4 @ 2:08PM  
What, no greenie?

I gave you a greenie oh kind & eloquent sir. Please forgive me for my error in not promply giving you your just rewards
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 4 @ 2:10PM  
Thanks hun. But I was just razzin Bruce.

He would think I was pissed at him if I didn't razz him once in a while....
Lisa46

Jul 4 @ 2:16PM  
If i give ya a greenie what do i get in return?
soft_touch938

Jul 4 @ 2:17PM  
I heard this one before but I don't mind reading it again from time to time. Ya see, I think this little old lady is very wise and a good teacher....I take what she says and store it away for future reference.....
soft_touch938

Jul 4 @ 2:18PM  
ok ok..forgot to leave you a cookie....worth every crumb too for when I might get some young buck down an alley....
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 4 @ 2:38PM  
If i give ya a greenie what do i get in return?


I actually FedEx em all to Da Skwirl...
I get a brownie point for every 10,000,000.......


Takin notes and hanging around livestock stores are we, softie...?
featherone

Jul 4 @ 2:43PM  
where was my head gave ya a greenie
Ewe_Wish

Jul 4 @ 2:46PM  
Actually i had heard that one before..................but a funny joke is still a funny joke no matter how many times you hear it..............and this one is a funny one.......kudos
wstang69

Jul 4 @ 2:51PM  
sounds like she had a plan.
zaralyon

Jul 4 @ 2:57PM  
I've heard that before, but do enjoy rereading it every now and again.
onehornytoad69

Jul 4 @ 3:19PM  
Good one!!
Sunshine79

Jul 4 @ 3:34PM  
Oh, fuck yes.....LMAO!!!
theSkwirl

Jul 4 @ 3:41PM  
Yaaaaaaaaay 7 green cookies for meeeeeee! er.. I mean.. you!!

This is a good one!!
NightOfOld

Jul 4 @ 3:46PM  




New one on me Bro.
soft_touch938

Jul 4 @ 6:41PM  
Takin notes and hanging around livestock stores are we, softie...?

No....ALLEYS!
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 4 @ 7:03PM  
Wicked girl......


You know I DO like that in a person, right?



fortysixandtwo

Jul 5 @ 12:46AM  
Good one DKW greenie

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