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  DarkKnightWalking

***Not my commentary, but I didn't see the need for improvement on it***


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know..)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing )

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brain.(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switched, they'd live a lot longer)

Humans, some monkeys and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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RevDocLove

Jul 4 @ 7:44AM  
I know lots of starfish
somnium

Jul 4 @ 9:32AM  
In other words, with the exception of the last fact given, you're better off being any one of the species in these facts, if you want to maximize the experience of the sensations mentioned! Well... that kinda sucks- doesn't it!!

Dione

Jul 4 @ 10:37AM  
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Is this for both female and male pigs? If so, oink!

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
Not my idea of a good time, BUT if your partner back talks or criticizes during the act it may the only way to have peace in the afterglow - lol!

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Yeh, but left handed people are smarter, therefore, know how to maximize their time.

Humans, some monkeys and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all the way home...

Yep, I'm with you, I want to be a PIG!
Cootiesprayer

Jul 4 @ 12:33PM  
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

I don't know what type, but there is also a spider that after the male has inseminated her she kills him. Now that's what i call an intense orgasm
Sunshine79

Jul 4 @ 12:45PM  
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

I dunno about that.....Lefty's are supposed to be smart. So if they are smarter, won't htye live longer? Where as righty's will probably indulge more.....
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 4 @ 1:17PM  
Glad you all liked em.


Gives a whole new meaning to "Men are pigs" eh.......

And everyone remember....starfish are our frieeeeends.....

And you're right, cootie...you're referring to the Black Widow...
The smaller and weaker male of the species ties her up in webbing before sex...
Does that mean they practice BDSM.....?

Cootiesprayer

Jul 4 @ 1:39PM  
Does that mean they practice BDSM.....?

ooh kinky spiders! heck yeah it does. chuckle. If i was male of that species i think i would do the same thing rofl.

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