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posted 7/1/2009 7:25:44 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Man gets penis stuck in pool filter.

The Legend:

So you're swimming around the pool and you pass by the humming filter, sucking debris out of the water. "Hey, watch out!" yells one of your friends. "I know a guy who totally got his dick stuck in one of those!"


The Truth:

Did you dream about being a cop when you were a kid? Chasing bad guys and sliding over the hoods of cars? Well, here's a nice story for you that gives you a better idea of the day-to-day life of a law enforcement officer.

The police force in Lakeland, FL responded to a call from the Scottish Inn motel. The clerk had called 911 just before 5 A.M. because who else do you call when a customer tries to hump your aquatic equipment and is then unable to free himself?

Cops arrived and did what they assumed would save the day by shutting off the pump. Problem solved, right?

They could only wish. For those who've never spent a half hour or so playing penis tug-o-war with a suction filter, the result is massive swelling that, as it turns out, prohibits wang removal even when the pump is shut off.

Feeling not quite up to the task of shlong-liberation and assuming additional humiliation for the dude in the pool was in order, paramedics were called in. Presumably a pretty huge crowd had gathered at this point, to enjoy a solid hour of heavy lube application and group tugging until finally someone was able to make a poetic Free Willy joke and the man was taken to the hospital.

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Wow, what a doozie, imagine being a cop, ridin' up to a situation like that?? It was probably some AMD perv anyway, us Florida people are freaks.....lol

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Taisen

Jul 1 @ 7:46PM  
I just .. Have no words after reading those..

I wanna fuck !!
fortysixandtwo

Jul 1 @ 7:52PM  
I wanna fuck !!
That's what got him stuck , Damn the Luck
Taisen

Jul 1 @ 8:00PM  
That's what got him stuck , Damn the Luck


Well I wouldn't go trying to fuck what he did! I at least want a live warm body that moves!!!!!!
fortysixandtwo

Jul 1 @ 8:16PM  
I at least want a live warm body that moves!!!!!!
That's what he did ,poor poor kid
Ewe_Wish

Jul 1 @ 8:34PM  
For those who've never spent a half hour or so playing penis tug-o-war with a suction filter, the result is massive swelling that, as it turns out, prohibits wang removal even when the pump is shut off.

I'm sure the men don't think its funny......................but i do............
somnium

Jul 1 @ 9:31PM  
Did he confuse da aquatic pump, for one of dem dere penis xtenders, he were tinking about???

NightOfOld

Jul 1 @ 10:13PM  

Well now that's stretching it a bit.
wstang69

Jul 1 @ 10:17PM  
I cannot believe the sick, perverted comments attached to this thread.

It makes me feel right at home!!
Jeeters

Jul 1 @ 10:23PM  
My husband and I saw this on TV a while back. It was on one of those "Shocking Police Videos," or something like that.

BTW, hubby laughed his but off at the guy.
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 1 @ 10:29PM  
Good one.

Also check out the show "1000 ways to die," for more idiots.

My favorite so far is:
Drunken Idiot out camping runs out of booze, so he decides to try drinking gasoline. Result: he pukes....on the campfire....
PinkToeNails

Jul 1 @ 10:34PM  
My favorite so far is:
Drunken Idiot out camping runs out of booze, so he decides to try drinking gasoline. Result: he pukes....on the campfire....


Oh shit!! sounds like a Darwin award winner to me!! LOL


Cootiesprayer

Jul 1 @ 10:45PM  
I wish i was making this up. But my brother's best friend in high school had a teeny tiny little um appendage shall we say & had to go to the emergency room to get a "glass" coke bottle off his stuck wanker ! I also knew a guy who did a similar pool incident & had to have it removed b y ambulance!!!


, now i am sorry i have to say this. Only a man would be that desperate to get it stuck in something like that. Sorry guys, but you really don't see woman doing this sort of thing. snort....
Jeeters

Jul 1 @ 11:24PM  
My husbands aunt is a nurse. She recently told us a story of a kid that had his thingy stuck in a bottle. They tried a bunch of stuff to get it off. They squirted medical grade KY and tried tugging it off. Eventually had to break the bottle, then clean the glass shards of his dick and dress the wounds.
All of this because he bet his friend that he COULD get his dick in a bottle. Seems like the kind of bet that a guy would want to lose if you ask me.
somnium

Jul 1 @ 11:28PM  
Sorry guys, but you really don't see woman doing this sort of thing. snort....
I'd venture to say, some female has stuck a nipple or two in, for a cheap thrill and/or maneuvered her legs, spread wide in front of a water jet in a pool or hot tub!

RevDocLove

Jul 1 @ 11:34PM  
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Sunshine79

Jul 1 @ 11:38PM  
Well now that's stretching it a bit

Literally!!!

I cannot believe the sick, perverted comments attached to this thread.

It makes me feel right at home!!

Welcome to Pervia!!

I'd venture to say, some female has stuck a nipple or two in, for a cheap thrill and/or maneuvered her legs, spread wide in front of a water jet in a pool or hot tub!


Guilty!
lunanegra

Jul 1 @ 11:48PM  
spread wide in front of a water jet in a pool or hot tub!

Or under a running faucet or showerhead....

*ahem* I'd like to think that's another way. Yes.
somnium

Jul 2 @ 12:17AM  
Guilty!

*ahem* I'd like to think that's another way. Yes.


Ahem... I'd like to watch either or both!


onehornytoad69

Jul 2 @ 5:10AM  
sugarnspice005

Jul 2 @ 10:06AM  
For those who've never spent a half hour or so playing penis tug-o-war with a suction filter, the result is massive swelling that, as it turns out, prohibits wang removal even when the pump is shut off.

Sorry, but that is just too funny!


The things cops, firefighters, and paramedics see on the job....



flavorbuster

Jul 2 @ 10:26AM  
"I know a guy who totally got his dick stuck in one of those!"
Having a filtered dick Can't say he's a filthy fucker now !!!
Sunshine79

Jul 2 @ 10:49AM  
Having a filtered dick

Is that like a filtered Camel?
Sunshine79

Jul 2 @ 10:49AM  
Having a filtered dick

Is that like a filtered Camel?
flavorbuster

Jul 2 @ 11:05AM  
Is that like a filtered Camel?
JingleBallRock

Jul 4 @ 11:27AM  
"Sorry guys, but you really don't see woman doing this sort of thing."

I beg to differ.....in high school I knew a girl who had to go to the E.R. because she got a hot dog stuck inside of her.
Cootiesprayer

Jul 4 @ 12:02PM  
ok let me re iterate I meant. You wouldn't catch a woman sticking anything of hers into anything like the pool jets, meaning if we could get our hoo hoos inside of a warm wet jet we would probably think twice about that The darwin awards prove men are more um shall we say challenged ? rofl...

I am just picking on you, not serious at all! rofl...
JingleBallRock

Jul 5 @ 1:34AM  
Lol oh I agree...men are famous for bright moves. But I love the equal opportunity misadventures lol
Looking4ever

Jul 5 @ 1:44AM  
get our hoo hoos

Get our WHATs?!?!?!???!

What is a hoo hoo?

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