Man gets penis stuck in pool filter.
The Legend:
So you're swimming around the pool and you pass by the humming filter, sucking debris out of the water. "Hey, watch out!" yells one of your friends. "I know a guy who totally got his dick stuck in one of those!"
The Truth:
Did you dream about being a cop when you were a kid? Chasing bad guys and sliding over the hoods of cars? Well, here's a nice story for you that gives you a better idea of the day-to-day life of a law enforcement officer.
The police force in Lakeland, FL responded to a call from the Scottish Inn motel. The clerk had called 911 just before 5 A.M. because who else do you call when a customer tries to hump your aquatic equipment and is then unable to free himself?
Cops arrived and did what they assumed would save the day by shutting off the pump. Problem solved, right?
They could only wish. For those who've never spent a half hour or so playing penis tug-o-war with a suction filter, the result is massive swelling that, as it turns out, prohibits wang removal even when the pump is shut off.
Feeling not quite up to the task of shlong-liberation and assuming additional humiliation for the dude in the pool was in order, paramedics were called in. Presumably a pretty huge crowd had gathered at this point, to enjoy a solid hour of heavy lube application and group tugging until finally someone was able to make a poetic Free Willy joke and the man was taken to the hospital.
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Wow, what a doozie, imagine being a cop, ridin' up to a situation like that?? It was probably some AMD perv anyway, us Florida people are freaks.....lol
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Taisen
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Jul 1 @ 7:46PM
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I just .. Have no words after reading those..
I wanna fuck !!
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fortysixandtwo
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Jul 1 @ 7:52PM
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I wanna fuck !! That's what got him stuck , Damn the Luck 
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Taisen
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Jul 1 @ 8:00PM
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That's what got him stuck , Damn the Luck
Well I wouldn't go trying to fuck what he did! I at least want a live warm body that moves!!!!!!
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fortysixandtwo
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Jul 1 @ 8:16PM
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I at least want a live warm body that moves!!!!!! That's what he did ,poor poor kid
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Ewe_Wish
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Jul 1 @ 8:34PM
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For those who've never spent a half hour or so playing penis tug-o-war with a suction filter, the result is massive swelling that, as it turns out, prohibits wang removal even when the pump is shut off.
I'm sure the men don't think its funny......................but i do............ 
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somnium
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Jul 1 @ 9:31PM
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Did he confuse da aquatic pump, for one of dem dere penis xtenders, he were tinking about??? 
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NightOfOld
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Jul 1 @ 10:13PM
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Well now that's stretching it a bit.
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wstang69
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Jul 1 @ 10:17PM
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I cannot believe the sick, perverted comments attached to this thread.
It makes me feel right at home!!  
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Jeeters
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Jul 1 @ 10:23PM
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My husband and I saw this on TV a while back. It was on one of those "Shocking Police Videos," or something like that.
BTW, hubby laughed his but off at the guy.
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jul 1 @ 10:29PM
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Good one.
Also check out the show "1000 ways to die," for more idiots. 
My favorite so far is:
Drunken Idiot out camping runs out of booze, so he decides to try drinking gasoline. Result: he pukes....on the campfire....
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PinkToeNails
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Jul 1 @ 10:34PM
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My favorite so far is:
Drunken Idiot out camping runs out of booze, so he decides to try drinking gasoline. Result: he pukes....on the campfire....
Oh shit!! sounds like a Darwin award winner to me!! LOL
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Cootiesprayer
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Jul 1 @ 10:45PM
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I wish i was making this up. But my brother's best friend in high school had a teeny tiny little um appendage shall we say & had to go to the emergency room to get a "glass" coke bottle off his stuck wanker ! I also knew a guy who did a similar pool incident & had to have it removed b y ambulance!!!
, now i am sorry i have to say this. Only a man would be that desperate to get it stuck in something like that. Sorry guys, but you really don't see woman doing this sort of thing. snort....
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Jeeters
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Jul 1 @ 11:24PM
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My husbands aunt is a nurse. She recently told us a story of a kid that had his thingy stuck in a bottle. They tried a bunch of stuff to get it off. They squirted medical grade KY and tried tugging it off. Eventually had to break the bottle, then clean the glass shards of his dick and dress the wounds.
All of this because he bet his friend that he COULD get his dick in a bottle. Seems like the kind of bet that a guy would want to lose if you ask me. 
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somnium
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Jul 1 @ 11:28PM
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Sorry guys, but you really don't see woman doing this sort of thing. snort....  I'd venture to say, some female has stuck a nipple or two in, for a cheap thrill and/or maneuvered her legs, spread wide in front of a water jet in a pool or hot tub!
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RevDocLove
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Jul 1 @ 11:34PM
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!
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Sunshine79
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Jul 1 @ 11:38PM
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Well now that's stretching it a bit
Literally!!!
I cannot believe the sick, perverted comments attached to this thread.
It makes me feel right at home!!
Welcome to Pervia!!
I'd venture to say, some female has stuck a nipple or two in, for a cheap thrill and/or maneuvered her legs, spread wide in front of a water jet in a pool or hot tub!
Guilty! 
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lunanegra
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Jul 1 @ 11:48PM
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spread wide in front of a water jet in a pool or hot tub!
Or under a running faucet or showerhead....
*ahem* I'd like to think that's another way.  Yes.
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somnium
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Jul 2 @ 12:17AM
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Guilty!
*ahem* I'd like to think that's another way. Yes.
Ahem... I'd like to watch either or both! 
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onehornytoad69
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Jul 2 @ 5:10AM
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sugarnspice005
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Jul 2 @ 10:06AM
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For those who've never spent a half hour or so playing penis tug-o-war with a suction filter, the result is massive swelling that, as it turns out, prohibits wang removal even when the pump is shut off.
Sorry, but that is just too funny!
The things cops, firefighters, and paramedics see on the job....
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flavorbuster
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Jul 2 @ 10:26AM
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"I know a guy who totally got his dick stuck in one of those!" Having a filtered dick Can't say he's a filthy fucker now !!! 
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Sunshine79
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Jul 2 @ 10:49AM
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Having a filtered dick
Is that like a filtered Camel?
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Sunshine79
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Jul 2 @ 10:49AM
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Having a filtered dick
Is that like a filtered Camel?
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flavorbuster
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Jul 2 @ 11:05AM
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Is that like a filtered Camel?
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JingleBallRock
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Jul 4 @ 11:27AM
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"Sorry guys, but you really don't see woman doing this sort of thing."
I beg to differ.....in high school I knew a girl who had to go to the E.R. because she got a hot dog stuck inside of her.
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Cootiesprayer
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Jul 4 @ 12:02PM
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ok let me re iterate I meant. You wouldn't catch a woman sticking anything of hers into anything like the pool jets, meaning if we could get our hoo hoos inside of a warm wet jet we would probably think twice about that The darwin awards prove men are more um shall we say challenged ? rofl...
I am just picking on you, not serious at all! rofl...
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JingleBallRock
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Jul 5 @ 1:34AM
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Lol oh I agree...men are famous for bright moves. But I love the equal opportunity misadventures lol
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Looking4ever
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Jul 5 @ 1:44AM
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get our hoo hoos
Get our WHATs?!?!?!???!
What is a hoo hoo?
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