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In Honor of Independence Day ... a repost

posted 7/1/2009 5:08:47 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Ladles and jellyspoons, Please rise and grab your crotches for the singing of the Pervian National Anthem.

Oh Pervia
My dick is hard come fuck me
Oh Pervia
I want nothing more than just a lay
Oh Pervia
There's no one real on this site
Oh Pervia
Are all the women gay?

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
Why must it be this way?
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
It can't just be my rotten luuuuuuck!
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
I've been here a whole day
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
Doesn't anyone just wanna fuck?

Oh Pervia
I copy and pasted wannas
Oh Pervia
they each had thirteen words
Oh Pervia
I couldn't spell ten of them
Oh Pervia
Why don't they flock like birds?

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
Why must it be this way?
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
It can't just be my rotten luuuuuuck!
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
I've been here a whole day
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
Doesn't anyone just wanna fuck?

Oh Pervia
All the bitches here are scammers
Oh Pervia
no one will give me their number
Oh Pervia
they don't wanna share cyber sex
Oh Pervia
Or get nekkid with me on cammers

Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
Why must it be this way?
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaah!
It can't just be my rotten luuuuuuck!
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
I've been here a whole day
Pervia, fair Per vi aaaaah!
Doesn't anyone just wanna fuck?

Don't forget your friggin taxes..

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theSkwirl

Jul 1 @ 5:10PM  
I self-kudoed and it felt soooo goooooood!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Jul 1 @ 5:12PM  



Pay yer taxes.....
onehornytoad69

Jul 1 @ 5:16PM  
Cute!!!
flavorbuster

Jul 1 @ 5:46PM  
lunanegra

Jul 1 @ 5:58PM  
There's a GIF of Orson Welles from Citizen Kane clapping- sometimes I feel having a gold membership would be justified so I can post things like that.

*sigh* this poor facsimile will just have to do...
Blueyesprkln

Jul 1 @ 6:36PM  
Here's your red white and blue button. Actually it's green but who can tell the difference after having a whole spiked watermelon?
Lisa46

Jul 1 @ 6:40PM  
okay now that was funny
girlcountry

Jul 1 @ 7:45PM  
Here's my taxes and happy 4th to you!!!
Looking4ever

Jul 1 @ 7:51PM  
I self-kudoed and it felt soooo goooooood!!!

Sometimes we are all forced to take matters into our own hands. If we can't please ourselves, how can we ever expect anyone else to?

Oh! You were talking about a KUDO...sorry, got carried away again....
Ewe_Wish

Jul 1 @ 8:04PM  
you just make me so patriotic.............thanks



Great one.........kudos.
NightOfOld

Jul 1 @ 10:15PM  


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In Honor of Independence Day ... a repost