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posted 7/1/2009 8:27:07 AM |
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for
some important guests. The wife was very excited about
this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very
last minute, she realized that she didn't have any
snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband
to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some
snails.

Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked
out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As
he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful
woman strolling alongside the water just a little
further down the beach.

He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if
she would even just come down and talk to me?" He
went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman
was standing right over him. They started talking and
she invited him back to her place. They ended up
spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next
morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's
dinner party!!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast,
grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down
the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the
stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that
when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the
bucket of snails. There were snails all down the
stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry
wife standing in the door way wondering where he's
been all this time.

He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he
looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come
on guys, we're almost there!!"

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surv6969

Jul 1 @ 8:34AM  
onehornytoad69

Jul 1 @ 9:05AM  
Sunshine79

Jul 1 @ 9:23AM  
Oh, fuck yes.......that was damn cute, I loved it!!!!!

Greenie!!
paulywalnuts

Jul 1 @ 9:30AM  
OMG.....
Sunshine79

Jul 1 @ 9:56AM  
OMG, I had to come back and read it again.


I can so picture my sister's drunk ex husband doing this. I actually have tears in my eyes picturing this happening, LMAO!!!!!
dmbchick420

Jul 1 @ 10:14AM  
Ewe_Wish

Jul 1 @ 11:25AM  
I don't know where you get all these jokes.....................you telling stories from experience, Max?
max49

Jul 1 @ 11:54AM  
Well some of them DO hit pretty close to home but naaa just jokes BUT WAIT!!! Does that mean my life is a joke?
theSkwirl

Jul 1 @ 12:23PM  
Best comeback of the year award right here!!!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 1 @ 12:41PM  
Does that mean my life is a joke?
Nope just that your a joker........
max49

Jul 1 @ 1:32PM  
Well I resemble that remark LOL.
Cootiesprayer

Jul 1 @ 5:40PM  
mrmagicwand

online now!
Jul 1 @ 8:29PM  
I like a quick thinker!

And a surprise ending.

Good one!!

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