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posted 6/30/2009 10:07:55 PM |
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  onehornytoad69

OK Guys and Gals, its time to check out the Dates on our Condoms!!!! (Just a reminder!!!)
I have condoms Everywhere...
I have them in my Den......my Bedroom.......my Basement...
In both of my trucks!!! ...hey, ya never know...

BTW...the Condoms we leave in our "Trucks" (if you are are Southern.. ) or cars...Catches a lot of Heat!!! So make sure they can take a lil more.. !

I was looking thru my Condoms the other Day...... Most all of the Dates have Ran OUT!!!!!
These things are not CHEAP!!!
Fuck me!!! (Well... can I fuck someone else...I don't wanna get Preggers.. !!!!!!!!!!!

What do yall Guys do with the Condoms...that the Expiration date has Passed on?

I have started making Wine.... So, I wash the condoms off and use them on the jugs to let the Gases out...and Not let the Air in!!!
I must have 100 of the Damn things.... (yeah... I had High Hopes...WTF?)

What do yall do with you "Expired" Condoms? (I'm not talking about..Used!!.. )

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featherone

Jun 30 @ 10:13PM  
Whats a Condom??
Wordsofwit

Jun 30 @ 10:15PM  
I have condoms Everywhere...

Why?
DarkKnightWalking

Jun 30 @ 10:16PM  
Ummm....
A rubber. Prophylactic. Weinie cover. Sex balloon. Baby catcher. Safe sex....


Anyway...

Melt 365 of them down. Make a tire out of it, and call it a good year.
Wordsofwit

Jun 30 @ 10:18PM  
Let me explain, if I am having people over for dinner and I don't do it very often, I get fresh vegis to serve. It is waste to have have them laying around when there is no cooking happening.
Wordsofwit

Jun 30 @ 10:19PM  
Melt 365 of them down. Make a tire out of it, and call it a good year.

That's funny right there!!!!
flavorbuster

Jun 30 @ 10:20PM  
Melt 365 of them down. Make a tire out of it, and call it a good year
onehornytoad69

Jun 30 @ 10:21PM  
I wasn't Speaking of ..out in the Open..WoW...
onehornytoad69

Jun 30 @ 10:24PM  
Melt 365 of them down. Make a tire out of it, and call it a good year.
Prolly like....365,000...those things are thin!!
featherone

Jun 30 @ 10:25PM  
hahahaha DARKKNIGHT that was real funny! thanks for the laugh i needed it
Looking4ever

Jun 30 @ 10:32PM  
I have condoms Everywhere...

Why?

Exactly? Why in the world would anyone have them everywhere?
Ewe_Wish

Jun 30 @ 10:35PM  
I had a friend getting married............so I decorated a coffee can.........filled it with dirt, stuck a tree branch in it...........and hung expired condoms (still in the pkg) on it, I told her that I was going to buy her flowers but I thought a rubber tree would be so much better..................
Taisen

Jun 30 @ 10:39PM  
Man I haven't used or seen a condom in I don't know how long. LOL. Helpful husband is fixed. Such a blessing.
ksk72

Jun 30 @ 10:43PM  
Dont need them any more since both the BF and I have been fixed I didn't check dates but I am sure a few were expired when I gave them all to my gay friend
onehornytoad69

Jun 30 @ 10:46PM  
husband is fixed.
I am Also...!!!
But...If you share.....you cant Trust anyone!!! So I See it!!!
theSkwirl

Jun 30 @ 10:53PM  
I send em to Borty, I'm not sure exactly what HE does with them.. I'm scared to ask.
somnium

Jun 30 @ 11:00PM  
Hmmm... well, how about keeping a dairy cow's teats clean, in between milking them? Utter nonsense you say? I think not!!!

Of course, party balloons at bridal showers!

A single barreled sling shot? Just clamp the rim in a circular piece of wood with a handle!

Tie a few of different colors and style on you car's antenna, as a mobile advertisement gimmick!

Water bombs?

Water wings?



RevDocLove

Jun 30 @ 11:14PM  
I have condoms Everywhere...

Aww!! A real Boy Scout..Always be prepared!
casuallylooking

Jun 30 @ 11:59PM  
must have 100 of the Damn things.... (yeah... I had High Hopes...WTF?)
EVIDENTLY!!!!
Good luck getting to use the ones that AREN"T expired or melted from the heat.
I've got an unopened box that has a good expiration date on it that I'll send you, Alex. lol

send em to Borty, I'm not sure exactly what HE does with them.. I'm scared to ask.
I would be too........


DarkKnightWalking

Jul 1 @ 1:33AM  
Aw, Borty is an ok guy. Just remember one thing if you are ever at his house. Politely turn him down if he offers you any gum.
Looking4ever

Jul 1 @ 1:43AM  
I have condoms Everywhere...

Overly optimistic, I'd say....

Especially since you have so many that have expired!
belle1010

Jul 1 @ 1:45AM  
1bunny629

Jul 1 @ 8:19AM  
Yeah....I don't get it. I am with WOW on this one. Buy them as you need them.
Sunshine79

Jul 1 @ 9:28AM  
I go around and put them on people's mufflers, mailboxes, door knobs, change return slots on phones & soda machines.....etc
Lisa46

Jul 1 @ 9:38AM  
Well I went and looked at mine damn it OHT you jinxed me Mine are exprired also and there was 6 in there okay I'll just throw them away can't afford new ones oh wait I ain't got a sex life why bother
dmbchick420

Jul 1 @ 10:20AM  
I never have a problem with condoms expiring.....
Lisa46

Jul 1 @ 11:37AM  
ppsstt dmbchick you have to buy them first
dmbchick420

Jul 1 @ 11:51AM  
lol Lisa...I do buy them!!
Cootiesprayer

Jul 2 @ 9:34AM  
oh man i have to go start buying them again. I haven';t had to for 16 years, i was fixed. 1st i have to actually meet someone someday chuckle.
wstang69

Jul 2 @ 12:31PM  
I guess IF I ever start having a sex life again, I will have to buy new ones. Any female volunteers? ;)
maxximuss1967

Jan 27 @ 3:28PM  
put a condom on inside out once...it slid off! not a good thing! expired ones make good water baloons!

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