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Woman's Yearly Exam

posted 6/30/2009 8:58:36 PM |

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sugarnspice005

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.

Don't know....I might be thinking about getting a second opinion.

btw...This was a joke I had heard a while back and thought it cute.

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onehornytoad69

Jun 30 @ 9:02PM

Good one!!!

casuallylooking

Jun 30 @ 9:13PM

Let me know where she works so I stay out of that doctors office....

kudos to you....

Looking4ever

Jun 30 @ 9:18PM

btw...This was a joke I had heard a while back and thought it cute.

Yeah, sure it was...it's okay though...you are among friends....

somnium

Jun 30 @ 9:19PM

I like that one! Funny stuff!

Lisa46

Jun 30 @ 9:27PM

Now I'm short and fat!'

How about tall and fat??

Sunshine79

Jun 30 @ 9:32PM

LMAO

NightOfOld

Jun 30 @ 9:37PM

[QUOTE]

btw...This was a joke I had heard a while back and thought it cute.

You can tell me the truth, I won't tell. " just whisper "

Ewe_Wish

Jun 30 @ 9:46PM

Hell I went to the doctor and she told me I was fat.............I told her I wanted a second opinion and she said OK you're ugly too.................

ksk72

Jun 30 @ 10:39PM

Taisen

Jun 30 @ 10:40PM

theSkwirl

Jun 30 @ 10:54PM

My doctor said the same thing to me.. i think those scales and measuring sticks are rigged.

straightup_9

Jun 30 @ 11:38PM

Don't know....I might be thinking about getting a second opinion.

Second opinion?.....Hell, NO.....grab the drugs and run!.....

surv6969

Jul 1 @ 8:19AM

max49

Jul 1 @ 8:35AM

flavorbuster

Jul 1 @ 10:31AM

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dmbchick420

Jul 1 @ 10:51AM

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