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Ladies, Ever Felt Like Measuring Your Pussy???

posted 6/29/2009 4:21:29 PM |

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Sunshine79

Yeah, I know......Just like how all the men can measure their thingy's, we now have a way to measure ours!!!

Alright, I have no proof that any of this is true, I found it while surfing the net. Thought you'd all find it interesting. So, here it is:

The pussy can be measured by hands how tight or loose it is and here is how:

1.The length of the middle finger to the wrist is the distance to reach the sweet spot inside or depth.

2.The longer the thumb and pointer finger are the more girth you will need to fill the pussy. Join the thumb and pointer finger again to make a circle and that is the size of the hole before stretching. If the girl has had kids though it may be stretched out of shape.

Even though the pussy is able to handle larger cocks than mentioned in the above statement. Depending on how loose or tight the pussy is the girl may be enjoying it but screaming lound because its more pain than pleaure. So to experience pleasure without the pain the perfect fit is required so you can not only have multiple orgasms without the pain but be able to perform more often.

More info here.....lol

Yeah, I don't know about all that.....

Anybody wanna fuck?

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PinkToeNails

Jun 29 @ 4:39PM

LMAO!! Where do you find this shit girl?!?!?!? You kill me!

wanna fuck for sure!!!!!!

Ewe_Wish

Jun 29 @ 4:50PM

The length of the middle finger t
Well that's not what I want to use to measure my pussy.............

Looking4ever

Jun 29 @ 4:57PM

thingy's

Sunshine...you are a big girl...it's okay to say PENIS.

lunanegra

Jun 29 @ 5:07PM

O_o

flavorbuster

Jun 29 @ 5:23PM

Put both hands in & if you can it's too loose ...

NightOfOld

Jun 29 @ 5:24PM

Well if it's over 9 inches,..... my tongue won't work.

max49

Jun 29 @ 5:27PM

I want to volunteer my services to measure any pussy that wants or needs to be measured. Yeah I know it's a dirty job but I would love to do it...I mean it has to be done.

Jujubear

Jun 29 @ 5:30PM

I want to volunteer my services to measure any pussy that wants or needs to be measured

I was curious as to who the first volunteer would be...LOL!

soft_touch938

Jun 29 @ 6:22PM

I don't wanna stick my finger in my pussy! Have you seen the picture of my fingernails? OUCH!!

Jujubear

Jun 29 @ 6:56PM

I'm gonna hafta agree with a commenter on that site...this goes hand in hand (doh!) with the men's version big hands, big feet myth...I happen to know for a fact, ahem, that it might mean big glove and big shoes...but does not always a big dick signify....simple as that.

Lisa46

Jun 29 @ 7:09PM

jujubear ain't that the truth? I have seen small feet and a very large THINGY

Ewe_Wish

Jun 29 @ 7:11PM

and a very large THINGY

Lisa can't say PENIS either............

fortysixandtwo

Jun 29 @ 7:11PM

if u put ure ear to a woman's pussy and if u hear the ocean...thats means she's loose yo
You Think?.........

1bunny629

Jun 30 @ 3:39AM

Well...geee....that explains it. I have really long fingers! Oh....the word thingy?!!! HA! LOL! I like the word COCK! cock cock cock cock cock cock cock !

RevDocLove

Jun 30 @ 6:50AM

That reminds me of a lady I once knew..
She said, "stick your finger in it..That feels so good stick your hand in it...
Damn, that's so good put both hands in it..."
" Now clap your hands"!!!!
I said "I can't", she said , "Tight ain't it???"

onehornytoad69

Jun 30 @ 7:19AM

" Now clap your hands"!!!!
I said "I can't", she said , "Tight ain't it???

surv6969

Jun 30 @ 10:48AM

I should have my wife ask the Doc when she goes if that is how they measure pussy.

ksk72

Jun 30 @ 11:52AM

I don't wanna stick my finger in my pussy! Have you seen the picture of my fingernails? OUCH!!

I totally agree...have the same problem

dmbchick420

Jul 1 @ 10:29AM

Can't say I've ever wanted to measure my pussy....lol

Any volunteers???

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