A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they
came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
"What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on
top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying
him to the doctor."
"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?"
"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.
"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl,
"...and they'll screw you every time!"
I'M BAAAACK!!! Yes it's true, it's true. Father Max is back. I know there may be a few of you that are glad and even a quite a few more that aren't hehehe. All I can say to that is GET OVER IT!!! Some of you may have wondered where I've been. Then others probably couldn't give a rats ass where I've been. Well sometimes even of man on the rag...I mean a man of the cloth has to get away ya know. Now the question I want to know the answer to most is DOES ANYONE WANNA FUCK? For the one or two of you that do please line up over by the confessional and I'll be right there so you can play with me...I mean pray with me...Yeah that's it...pray.  Did anybody miss me? 
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jun 29 @ 9:19AM
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Welcome back Was wonderin what wiley female had dragged you off to her dungeon, and how long before ya escaped. 
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PinkToeNails
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Jun 29 @ 9:54AM
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 Funny one Max!! 
Welcome back!!! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 29 @ 10:50AM
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Welcome Back, Max........... 
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Sunshine79
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Jun 29 @ 11:00AM
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OMG, where did you go?? I was having major Max withdrawals! 
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 29 @ 11:39AM
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Max!!!!!  Welcome back! We missed ya!
Now....where in the hell have you been Mister?  Just kidding!
Glad to you're back Max!    
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Lisa46
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Jun 29 @ 12:01PM
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of course I missed you  I even wrote to you and you NEVER replied  Sure run around in your speedo's and forget about us  I know when I ain't loved anymore 
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selectusername
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Jun 29 @ 12:27PM
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MAX!!!! YOU OLD DOG!
Who the hell is Max??   
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theSkwirl
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Jun 29 @ 12:29PM
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Yeah .. I missed you.. but if I keep practicin my aim will get better!!!
Welcome home Father Maxi.. good to see you as it were.
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paulywalnuts
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Jun 29 @ 1:15PM
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Max...Where the heck have you been ? Welcome back
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Blueyesprkln
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Jun 29 @ 1:45PM
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I see while you were our meandering around you didn't stop by bamalama. Too bad it could've been fun.
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dmbchick420
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Jun 29 @ 2:20PM
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Welcome back
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girlcountry
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Jun 29 @ 3:40PM
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Welcome back!! I was wondering were ya were...and after Ewe's blog....now I know!!
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casuallylooking
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Jun 29 @ 11:46PM
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I heard on the news that you had broke out and ......Oh, umm....I mean I was wondering where you've been hiding.
Welcome back, Max.
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Cootiesprayer
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Jul 1 @ 5:38PM
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Uh yes i missed you & I sent you an email telling you that too 
Bought time we got our jokester back. :o)
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