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  Looking4ever

This was originally posted for Sunshine's benefit but now that she seems to have gotten herself a Sugar Daddy (buying her nifty self pleasuring toys), I thought some others might need the directions. Times are tough all over but SEXY SATURDAY shouldn't have to suffer. Whoops! Too much tequila with Lisa...it's Sunday....but it's still sexy, right?


Crafty Bitch
posted 9/3/2008 10:43:53 AM



Found these directions and thought Sunshine (at the VERY least) might want to try it out and let us know how it worked. Heck! Even thinking of trying it myself!



Maybe you’re broke as a joke, maybe you live in the no sex toy sales state of Alabama, maybe you’re just a crafty bitch—but no matter what the reason, you can DIY your own dildo! If our list of household sex toys wasn’t enough, according to Alix Shedd of The Indypendent, using simple items you’ll find at your hardware store, you can tailor your own personal sex toy. Hey, if you build it, they will come! So here’s how to step up your self-love life in five simple steps…



1. Make the Mold: On top of a cardboard box, shape up some soft clay into your desired, uh, apparatus.

2. Lube and Latex It Up: Cover the clay in Vaseline. Then paint the entire thing, including a two inch radius around the bottom, with liquid latex—not fetish latex, but the stuff used for making casts. Since this type of latex takes time to dry, brush on 4-7 thin layers and feel free to use a blow dryer to help set them.

3. Good Things Come To Those Who Wait: Give it a week. Latex takes its sweet time drying, so don’t break it before you make it. We know it’s difficult to be patient when you’ve got ants in your pants, but chill and let this stuff set.

4. Silicone Doesn’t Just Engorge Boobs: Okay, so now that you’ve got your mold ready, cut a hole in your box the width of your toy. Then, put it through the hole—not yours, yet, the one in the box—and tape it down. Next, using a caulking gun, slide the silicone in slowly so there are no air bubbles. Also, make sure you’ve got 100% silicone, which usually comes in clear or white and, on rare, lucky occasions, in other colors. Just double check there are no other chemical additives in the silicone you’ve selected. Then let your d--k in a box set for a day.

5. Try It On For Size: Twenty-four-hours later, that beauty’s ready to bust out of its box! Slip the silicone out of the reusable mold and enjoy all your hard work.

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theSkwirl

Jun 28 @ 9:15PM  
Can I make dicksicles with the mold?? I'm just askin...
lunanegra

Jun 28 @ 9:16PM  
Finally- a blog I can get behind...and maybe on top of.
Looking4ever

Jun 28 @ 9:18PM  
Can I make dicksicles with the mold?? I'm just askin...

Try it out and let us know. For some of us, dicksicles might be the only summertime treat we have on a hot, steamy night...
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 9:18PM  
Crafty Bitch
I can't even do needlepoint.............
theSkwirl

Jun 28 @ 9:22PM  
Ooooh I wonder if I could do club soda dicksicles.. with lil bubbles that burst every now and theeeeen... umm yeah Ok I'm gonna be busy for a while .. you know.. doing some scientifical test thingies or another.
fortysixandtwo

Jun 28 @ 9:29PM  
Found these directions and thought Sunshine (at the VERY least) might want to try it out and let us know how it worked. Heck! Even thinking of trying it myself!
Yes and I want to see pics of your artistic efforts ,remember the Kiss song Plaster Kaster it was about two chicks who took models of rock star's toys I can see it now AMD's own Sunshine and the Grammar Nazi's "Dicks R Us"
Looking4ever

Jun 28 @ 9:31PM  
I can't even do needlepoint.............


But you sure can bitch so it's all good!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 9:34PM  
But you sure can bitch so it's all good!
Hey now............I resemble that remark...................ya think I should change my name to ewe_bitch?
Looking4ever

Jun 28 @ 9:36PM  
ya think I should change my name to ewe_bitch?


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all, it does fit you ever so perfectly. Better take it before someone else does...there are lots of them (us? ) on here.
Taisen

Jun 28 @ 9:37PM  
Ok Skwirl if you make those I want to see and tell me how to do them!
NightOfOld

Jun 28 @ 9:38PM  

But that does me no good.
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 9:39PM  
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all, it does fit you ever so perfectly. Better take it before someone else does...there are lots of them (us? ) on here.

Well I would, but than I would just be accused of making up fake profiles again............
zena343

Jun 28 @ 9:42PM  
I may have to become a 'CRAFTY BITCH' instead of just a bitch and get me some Latex and Lube!! Could have a new toy for vacation coming up, mmmmm......OH THE POSSIBLITIES!!
Blueyesprkln

Jun 28 @ 9:49PM  
You know I don't know why everyone thinks that you can't get a dildo in Alabama, there's a lingerie shop at the end of my street and they have hundreds of them. I've bought a few of them there. There's another shop less than 10 minutes from here that sells hundreds of them also. Hell there's shops all over Alabama that sells them. Love Stuff is the name of the shops.

But you know I like the idea here much better. lol You could get a custom fit of just what you like.
Looking4ever

Jun 28 @ 9:52PM  
I want to see pics of your artistic efforts

Pictures? Come let me use you and skip the clay part...or at least use you for a model...and then you can try our efforts out with me. What do you think?
fortysixandtwo

Jun 28 @ 9:58PM  
Pictures? Come let me use you and skip the clay part...or at least use you for a model...and then you can try our efforts out with me. What do you think?
Ok I'm Game ,but you better get some faster drying latex even with modern medicine I don't think I can do a week I'm good but I ain't that good
soft_touch938

Jun 29 @ 12:32AM  
You kids just crack me up! Like Ewe, I can't even do needlepoint... But there's one other problem...I'd have to follow directions....not good at that either. By the time I got it all worked out I'd probably end up with a dick the size of my thumb...yanno...just my luck 'n all....
Sunshine79

Jun 29 @ 10:06AM  


Sugar daddy.......LMAO!!!! He's younger than me!!!

But, I'll still make a mold......LOL
dmbchick420

Jun 29 @ 10:59AM  
Hmm.....interesting...

*making notes here*

sugarnspice005

Jun 29 @ 11:47AM  
Got to print this out.

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