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What I Want In A Man!

Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4.. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2.. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2.. Doesn't miss the toilet.


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)
1. Never mind.






You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing!!!




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fortysixandtwo

Jun 27 @ 4:10AM  
That's funny girl greenie for you
onehornytoad69

Jun 27 @ 4:47AM  
INFAMOUSJBIGGUMS

Jun 27 @ 6:50AM  
lol by that dam list ima gonna have to get with a mid age women DAMMIT!!!
zena343

Jun 27 @ 7:13AM  
Thanks for the laugh Casual!!
Ewe_Wish

Jun 27 @ 7:58AM  
So let's See if Lilgriz fits this age group.............I realize its a couple years older than him but i was going with the closet one...........


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed yep I didn't notice any wayward hair when you two were here..........
2.. Doesn't belch or scratch in public Not that i noticed..........unless he's really quick
3. Doesn't borrow money too often--who has money to loan anyone.
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting Poor man how could he?
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times Doesn't remember the punch line the first time...........
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends- He seemed to jump off mine real well, especially when you said lets go get something to eat........
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear You picked them out for him right?
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner Not sure but he sure likes Chineese
9. Remembers your name on occasion Welll as long as your name is uh uh uh ummmm oh Treas................ But cut him some slack he had just saw that hot little..........................car, he wanted.............OK it was a minivan...........but i was trying to save his reputation here.
10. Shaves some weekends and puts on this cologne that drives you wild.....and at least now I have convinced you I really don't want details................


You know I am joking............kinda sorta yeah joking.............
RevDocLove

Jun 27 @ 8:57AM  
I like that list..Puts me at 10-20 years younger
Lisa46

Jun 27 @ 9:49AM  
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times


That was in the 52 range. It need to be lowered to the old farts age 52 ain't old yet
Sunshine79

Jun 27 @ 10:24AM  
That was great!!!
NightOfOld

Jun 27 @ 10:48AM  


At least wait till I'm awake .
shewolf53

Jun 27 @ 1:59PM  
What do you mean never mind at 82? LOL You might be surprised at what goes on in those retirement homes.
ksk72

Jun 27 @ 2:41PM  
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) and oddly very fitting
Looking4ever

Jun 27 @ 2:49PM  
I don't even bother with a list...why bring on further disappointment?
sugarnspice005

Jun 27 @ 8:51PM  
casuallylooking

Jun 28 @ 1:40PM  
OK it was a minivan...........but i was trying to save his reputation here.
OMGosh, I had forgotten about that....... lol ...and the trip around the block...
Ewe_Wish

Jun 28 @ 1:42PM  
OMGosh, I had forgotten about that....... lol ...and the trip around the block..

Oh yea, and the confusion on his face in which way to go after he circled the block...............and they wonder why there are so many jokes about men not stopping to ask for directions.............
LilGriz

Jun 28 @ 11:38PM  
and the confusion on his face in which way to go after he circled the block

Well, at least I didn't get us lost....
casuallylooking

Jun 28 @ 11:47PM  
Well, at least I didn't get us lost....
Because both of us told you which way to turn......




surv6969

Jun 30 @ 9:28AM  
Cootiesprayer

Jul 1 @ 5:09PM  

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